Popular Post APOLLO Posted February 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2022 To get on the good side of voters, Vladimir Putin goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk there is a section for questions. Little Sasha puts her hand up and says, "I have two questions. Why did the Russians take Crimea and why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?" Putin says, "Good questions". But just as he is about to answer the bell goes and the kids go to lunch. When they come back, they sit down and there is time for some more questions. Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions. Why did the Russians invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to the Ukraine, why did the bell go 20 minutes early and where the heck is Sasha? Brit15 6 1 1 4 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted February 22, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 22, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, Nick C said: Well, if you're going to have a numeric year, 0 has to be somewhere, so why not stick to the already-established point used by the currently most common calendar system. There wasn't a year 0. The year after 1 BC (or 1 BCE) was 1 AD (or 1 CE). Edited February 22, 2022 by Welchester Confused BCE and CE. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 I've started to collect records. It's my decision and it's vinyl! 5 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 22, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 22, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, 33C said: I've started to collect records. It's my decision and it's vinyl! The Radio 3 Saturday morning programme changed its name back to Record Review a few years ago. I was pleased, I was never entirely comfortable listening to Seedy Review. Edited February 22, 2022 by Compound2632 punctuation 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Titan said: So it is all to pander to atheists/other religions who might find evidence of his existence an inconvenient truth? Or as us Archaeologists call it Modern Era.... BCE and CE has been in use for hundreds of years. It's from at least the 17th Century, I believe it was Keppler that coined the phrase (probably in Latin). Jason 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 54 minutes ago, 33C said: I've started to collect records. It's my decision and it's vinyl! Thats vine by me! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 hour ago, 33C said: I've started to collect records. It's my decision and it's vinyl! Waste of time. Haven't you ever heard it said that plattery will get you nowhere? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 22, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 22, 2022 Not even worth DISCussing. I'll get my coat, then... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2E Sub Shed Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a bouncer. 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 I measure the passage of time mostly by this calendar; Pre-TOPS and Post-TOPS 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted February 22, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted February 22, 2022 Paddy wins €6 million on the lottery he phones lotto to claim it. The woman says " we're having trouble with our systems at the moment we can pay you €500,000 this week €500,000 next week and every week after until it's paid " Paddy says " listen if you're going to mess me about I'll have my €4 back" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted February 22, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 22, 2022 "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere." * * Yes I know, there's an almost imperceptible atmosphere on the moon, but it's a joke, dammit! 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tim123 Posted February 23, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 An old joke that has been recycled with just a change of name, with each new Russian leader since Lenin. Question: Does President Putin collect political jokes? Answer: No, but he collects the people that tell them. 7 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 23, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, rocor said: An old joke that has been recycled with just a change of name, with each new Russian leader since Lenin. I thought it went back to Ivan the Terrible by way of Catherine the Great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 17 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: I thought it went back to Ivan the Terrible by way of Catherine the Great. Lets just say that its so old that it was found on the walls of Pompeii..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 23, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Hroth said: Lets just say that its so old that it was found on the walls of Pompeii..... And told by Frankie Howard! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Titter ye not! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Storey Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 23 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Or as us Archaeologists call it Modern Era.... BCE and CE has been in use for hundreds of years. It's from at least the 17th Century, I believe it was Keppler that coined the phrase (probably in Latin). Jason What? That woman from Eggheads?? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 23, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Mike Storey said: What? That woman from Eggheads?? Spot the difference. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 23, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23, 2022 One is holding calipers. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted February 23, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23, 2022 (edited) 21 hours ago, CameronL said: Waste of time. Haven't you ever heard it said that plattery will get you nowhere? Oh no. Not another series of bad puns. This is a mistape. They are too easy to catch on as everyone spotifys a cheap chance,and before you know it. It becomes a Tidal wave of bad puns. Edited February 23, 2022 by Vistisen 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifanwy Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Cockpit announcement;- "We have lust landed at Edinburgh where the local time is 4 weeks behind the rest of GB" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, Vistisen said: Oh no. Not another series of bad puns. This is a mistape. They are too easy to catch on as everyone spotifys a cheap chance,and before you know it. It becomes a Tidal wave of bad puns. Someone's got the needle..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 36 minutes ago, Ifanwy said: Cockpit announcement;- "We have just landed at Edinburgh where the local time is 4 weeks behind the rest of GB" Frankie Boyle did that on Mock the Week years ago, except it was Glasgow and "passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years". 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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