proton Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Fooling some of the people all the time, and all the people, some of the time... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted November 28, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 hours ago, jbqfc said: Oh yes. Mariah "why sing one note when 23 warbles will do" Carey. Singularly responsible for me cringing when other half insists on listening to Magic radio 100% Christmas songs... 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted November 29, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) On 22/11/2022 at 15:11, CameronL said: Endless hours of televised sky. Or in the case of amateur golf, endless hours of searching for balls in bunkers/ponds/hazards/farmer's field............ (And I've just collected the club's annual matchplay champion trophy for the third time in 4 years) Edited November 29, 2022 by newbryford 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted November 29, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 29, 2022 19 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: Insurance companies no longer want you to ring up, they want it done online! 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 minute ago, kevinlms said: Insurance companies no longer want you to ring up, they want it done online! ... and then claim that you didn't give them all the information, but don't bother to contact you to tell you so, until you spend an hour in a phone queue to find out why nothing is happening . 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted November 29, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 29, 2022 A man has 3 sons, all of whom are lazy and do nothing except spend all day & half the night playing computer games. One day he decides he has given up and tells them that he will give 100 pounds to the one who proves to be the laziest. First son jumps up and yells that he is the laziest and demands the cash. Second son gets up slowly and says I'm lazier, give me the money. Third son doesn't move from his game and just grunts, put it in my pocket for me! 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted November 29, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 29, 2022 10 hours ago, newbryford said: Or in the case of amateur golf, endless hours of searching for balls in bunkers/ponds/hazards/farmer's field............ (And I've just collected the club's annual matchplay champion trophy for the third time in 4 years) Only person who found their ball? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted November 29, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 29, 2022 13 hours ago, Reorte said: Only person who found their ball? The secret is not to try and lose it in the first place........... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 On 23/11/2022 at 00:05, DavidB-AU said: One of the strangest things I've seen is the look of horror on an American's face seeing rugby league for the first time. The look of incredulity that people could do that more or less without stopping, without armour and without changing the players every couple of minutes. Not unlike the look on US Marines faces when they get shown the Royal Marines training at Lympstone. 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 4 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Not unlike the look on US Marines faces when they get shown the Royal Marines training at Lympstone. In fairness the USMC are Marines and not Marine Commando trained at that stage. I worked with them for well over 2 years and it was a good, positive, experience, too. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 1, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 1, 2022 Force recon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peach james Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 7 hours ago, jcredfer said: In fairness the USMC are Marines and not Marine Commando trained at that stage. I worked with them for well over 2 years and it was a good, positive, experience, too. Those that can, do. I’m merely Retired reg force PO of the RCN. Unlike the toughs I knew who did some of the special Ops training…I’m thinking of one of my mates, who tried out for CJIRU, the Canadian Chemical Warfare response unit. He’s a wizard at CBRN, a bit of a PT nut, and failed on the shooting part. There were others who went off to play with JTF2 that I know…it’s 90% heart for all those sorts of jobs. Similarly, I worked with a couple of failed prospective SAR techs…hey didn’t know the meaning of the word quit. PO2 Barrett for sure… 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimboBrit Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 7 hours ago, peach james said: Those that can, do. I’m merely Retired reg force PO of the RCN. Unlike the toughs I knew who did some of the special Ops training…I’m thinking of one of my mates, who tried out for CJIRU, the Canadian Chemical Warfare response unit. He’s a wizard at CBRN, a bit of a PT nut, and failed on the shooting part. There were others who went off to play with JTF2 that I know…it’s 90% heart for all those sorts of jobs. Similarly, I worked with a couple of failed prospective SAR techs…hey didn’t know the meaning of the word quit. PO2 Barrett for sure… Glossary please 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted December 1, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 hour ago, LimboBrit said: Glossary please Jokes please. 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted December 1, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 hours ago, newbryford said: Jokes please. This may not qualify......... What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow! 3 1 2 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, newbryford said: What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow! The Original Spitfire Surprise Low Pass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOoiEbtf2w 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 More? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted December 1, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Divorce court looking a good idea! Reason for divorce is her unreasonable behaviour. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Steamport Southport Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get some relief. After he came home she'd start right in on him again. After several weeks went by, he came home early one Friday night about 9:30. His wife asked him how come he was home early. He told her, "You need to pack your bags and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card game tonight." His wife became furious and started to give him hell. She said, "Just how could you do such a thing!?" He replied, "It was the hardest thing I ever done... I had to fold with four aces." 3 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted December 2, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 2, 2022 I am so much not in the pineapple on pizza camp. I honestly can't understand why people like it. For the record, I hate Marmite too. 🙂 1 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Ian J. said: I am so much not in the pineapple on pizza camp. I honestly can't understand why people like it. For the record, I hate Marmite too. 🙂 Stand by for pictures of Marmite on Pineapple, deep fried in batter in a Scottish fish & chip shop... 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thorness Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 I found this painting in my loft today, I think it might be a Constable…. 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 4 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Stand by for pictures of Marmite on Pineapple, deep fried in batter in a Scottish fish & chip shop... Meh! https://www.gousto.co.uk/blog/marmite-pineapple-pizza-with-bacon 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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