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The Forum Jokes Thread


Colin_McLeod
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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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8 hours ago, NIK said:

Some songs from the Lord of the Rings films:

 

Jive Tolkein.

Orc on the wild side.

A Hard Hobbit To Break

Take Good Care Of Your Elf

Shelob's You

It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Sting)

They Call the Wind Moria

Living Troll

Palantirs for Souvenirs 

New Rune on Monday

Istari Eyes

A Harad Rain’s A‐Gonna Fall

Gimli All Your Lovin'

Wide-Eyed and Legolas

Strider's On The Storm

 

 

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It’s Only Balrog’n’roll (But I like it)

 

Gimli, Gimli, Gimli (A Man After Midnight)

 

Striders On The Storm

 

Didn’t We Have A Lovely Time The Day We Went To Mordor

 

Saruman On The Silver Mountain 

 

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8 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said:

Sorry, is this the Jokes Thread, or a Lord of the Rings nutter's enthusiast's convention?? 🤔🤷‍♂️😝😝

 

With the amount of railway nutters on RMweb, it can be difficult to distinguish between nutter subtypes....

 

Counting the rivets helps!

 

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26 minutes ago, CameronL said:

How? -

 

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It's either a dwarf, or a small shunting engine, further investigation is required. Is it any good at quaffing?

 

1 minute ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

You get trolls in both.

 

But only under bridges. Don't mention the goats!

 

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