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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

And to think that Ken Dodd got banned in some places for singing a song like that.

I noticed that censor does not react to something in the quote box. Or you added the word?

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3 hours ago, Dagworth said:

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"Because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me..."

All kidding aside, that thing looks heavy! One can see the tension in her forearm muscles.

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3 hours ago, J. S. Bach said:

All kidding aside, that thing looks heavy! One can see the tension in her forearm muscles.

 

 The ceremonial sword is the heaviest in the royal collection and weighs 8lbs (3.6kg) in its gold-encrusted sheath.

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5 hours ago, J. S. Bach said:

All kidding aside, that thing looks heavy! One can see the tension in her forearm muscles.

 

At least she has a pouch to pop the hilt in...

 

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19 minutes ago, Nick C said:

Though surely that's wrong - shouldn't it be "Man sits on chair, receives new hat"

 

Too many words one too long

 

It could be

 

MAN

ON CHAIR

GETS

NEW HAT

 

I think headline writers spent too much time with their heads in a thesarus where alternatives are ranked by length, shortest first....

 

Edited by Hroth
FORGOT TO TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF
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