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10 hours ago, BR60103 said:

I don't get.

 

'Sam's Trains' is a YouTube channel by a chap called Sam. Opinion - especially on RMweb - can get rather divided on how helpful or useful his "reviews" and other stuff really are.

I expect young people would label him an "Influencer" (a term I detest, personally) but as most of his stuff is OO/4mm focussed (as far as I know) and I model mostly USA 1:48th scale and a bit of UK O Scale I don't bother watching any of his stuff. Hence my comment that that T-shirt was just a Statement of Fact. 😉

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Added what I model, for clarity.
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On 10/06/2023 at 11:33, luckymucklebackit said:

 

Surely that only works with the original recipe Irn Bru, the other stuff could have been made in Manchester, so only stages 1 to 3 work fully, stage 4 partially and stage 5 more likely to be something by Oasis.

 

And nowhere does it mention that the effects can be completely reversed without any ill effects (apart from a couple of hours head down in the porcelain throne) by consuming a litre of Tizer.

 

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18 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

Well here's the Buckfast one!

 

Not surprisingly, that Tonic Wine doesn't appear in the Abbey's online shop.

https://www.buckfast.org.uk/onlineshop

 

They do make some very nice candles. But there's only two kinds available.

https://www.buckfast.org.uk/onlineshop/monastic-produce/candles

 

For some reason I always expect Four Candles.😉

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

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4 minutes ago, exmoordave said:

An ice cream van just caught fire on the M1. The police are putting the cones out.......

 

Obviously a "Groan" button is not enough,  we need a "Cone" button too...

 

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A rather worried-looking man walked into a pub, straight up to the barman and said, in a rather harassed voice, “Quick, give me a double whisky before the row starts!”

The barman poured it and gave it to him. He gulped it down in one and said “Another double before the row starts!”

Same again – as soon as he was served he downed it in one and said “And another before the row starts.!”

Altogether he had five double whiskies. The barman said to him: “Take it easy. Why is a row going to start?”

The man replied: “I haven’t got any money.”

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