RMweb Gold Popular Post Colin_McLeod Posted July 2, 2023 Author RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2023 3 2 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted July 2, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Hroth said: I'm on a 7 day weekend now, its definitely not long enough! And its getting to the point where one has to make a conscious effort to remember what day of the week it is... I can usually tell if it's a weekend, as there is a primary school across the road from me, but I am yewkered in the school holidays. And we had a bad night last night, The Squeeze unwell and having to be looked after, so my already wierd sleep pattern is going to be all over the place for a few days, confusing matters even more. In many ways it doesn't matter, of course, and as Janet Joplin once said 'it's all the same f*ckin' day, man', and she knew... I've got to remember when it's Sunday, though, because the big shops on Newport Road shut at four. There's always the top right hand corner of my Mac monitor, of course, connected to the atomic clock at Cerne. Why a clock at a place with a giant with an erection is so special I'm not sure... 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted July 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2023 I've never been comfortable with the idea of using a shower at an airport. Especially since they opened an "Extraterrestial Aliens" channel at Customs and Immigration. 2 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: When we made it into a film we had no end of trouble with the union about the scenery, but it should all blow over..... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: 10 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted July 2, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 2, 2023 2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: I've never been comfortable with the idea of using a shower at an airport. Especially since they opened an "Extraterrestial Aliens" channel at Customs and Immigration. I have to say that 'dalek' was my initial response as well. Exfoliate! 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LimboBrit Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 9 hours ago, The Johnster said: I have to say that 'dalek' was my initial response as well. Exfoliate! Exfoliate! 1 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish? His name is Juan O'Clock. 1 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 3 hours ago, steve1 said: steve For sale on eBay? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, LimboBrit said: Exfoliate! The by-standers conversation goes something like this: Well, there's something you don't see every day. What's that? Two Daleks in camouflage. Well, of course not. What do you mean, of course not? Well, if they are wearing camouflage, how come we can still see them? Ah, well, good thing Daleks are not all that clever, eh? 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dick Turpin Posted July 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 2 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 3, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: 🤣 From The Goodies The following episode, "Commonwealth Games", provides the perfect platform for Tim to laud the glory days of the Mother Country over the far-flung reaches of the British Empire, especially when Graeme complains about Tim watching the boring sport of cricket. T: "Good heavens, the British Empire was founded on cricket." G (bemused): "I beg your pardon?! T (to background music other than "Land of Hope And Glory"): "It's true. Picture us, the English. That proud indomitable island race surrounded by a load of non cricket-playing frogs, , krauts and greasy dagos. But were we downhearted? No! Generations of Englishmen sallied forth to the uttermost ends of the earth to seek out ignorant savages to teach them the traditions of English justice, respect for the Queen and how to play cricket so that we could send out to them our ambassadors for goodwill, crack test teams of first-class players, and beat the living daylights out of them! B: "Aha so that's all we care about is it? Winning!" T (matter-of-factly): "Bill, you do not play cricket to win. You play it to draw!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted July 3, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 1 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 My new girlfriend is disappointed when she found why I was called The Love Machine. It's because I'm rubbish at tennis! 1 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 10 hours ago, aardvark said: Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish? His name is Juan O'Clock. Did you hear about the Italian-American pasta chef?. His name is Al Dente. 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 I like to stand in big, empty warehouses on one leg. I'm a Space hopper. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 53 minutes ago, Dick Turpin said: The driver looks distinctly female and no other traffic in sight... 🙄..... 🙊 Hat, coat, gone..... 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted July 4, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Turpin said: 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) A few on the same theme: Macdonald’s farm are advertising for applicants for a senior management position: E-I-C-I-O What is now a suburb of Glasgow before it was absorbed into the city had a large house as the home of the local nobility. It was demolished, and a farmhouse built on the site in the 1840s. Glasgow City Libraries have published a book of old pictures of the suburb (many libraries do series of books like this) with a picture of the farmhouse on the cover: Here it is Edited July 5, 2023 by pH 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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