RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted October 15, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 14:05, rab said: ...snip... (Plenty more where that came from but I'll resist the temptation to share more). Oh, go ahead, bits and bytes are cheap nowadays. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 14 hours ago, SHMD said: I think they forgot a couple of "two factor" verification steps... Which go to an old phone number... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post jbqfc Posted October 16, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2023 1 1 1 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted October 16, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2023 Every day I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes...... I herd it through the grapevine 1 1 17 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 16, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 16, 2023 2 hours ago, exmoordave said: Every day I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes...... I herd it through the grapevine GROAN! 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted October 16, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 16, 2023 31 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: GROAN! Yes, a groan - but I need a laugh at the mo... Kev. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted October 16, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 16, 2023 (edited) 30 minutes ago, SHMD said: Yes, a groan - but I need a laugh at the mo... Kev. Or even at the moo. As the farmer said to the milkmaid. Pull the udder one. Edited October 16, 2023 by AndrueC 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 No mum. When you go shopping you do not have to boycott hummus. Bernard 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Thanks to the people who said it's fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead. 11 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, exmoordave said: Thanks to the people who said it's fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead. I don't want to mention the night we had with our horse. Edited October 17, 2023 by CameronL 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted October 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2023 Mmm, chocolate .... 3 1 1 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Arithmetic question: - How many times can you take 5 from 1000? 1000 - 5 = 995 1000 - 5 = 995 1000 - 5 = 995 I can do it as often as you want me to. 2 1 2 7 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted October 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2023 I was incensed when I swa 2 men urinating near my Fiat, until they explained they were from the website wee by any car.... 1 2 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 26 minutes ago, exmoordave said: I was incensed when I swa 2 men urinating near my Fiat, until they explained they were from the website wee by any car.... Best post this week. Thanks for taking my mind off of all the other crap that is going on. Bernard 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F-UnitMad Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 On 17/10/2023 at 20:42, CameronL said: I don't want to mention the night we had with our horse. Was it whole, or just the head...??!! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted October 19, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 19, 2023 It's the 'eadless 'orseman, on 'is eadless 'orse! 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 7 hours ago, Tim123 said: Though you could always put it on ths Coventry Canal.... https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/canals-and-rivers/coventry-canal 🤪🤪🤪 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold papagolfjuliet Posted October 19, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 19, 2023 On 20/07/2023 at 07:19, NIK said: Evidence is building of PTSD amongst railway staff and passengers - Portillo Traumatic Sartorial Disorder. One driver said Red, Yellow and Green make me react according to my training - but not all in the same outfit. Passengers are reminded the chances of seeing Michael Portillo on a train are slim - especially on Trans Pennine. No, YOU'VE got a Wills Finecast track cleaning wagon with a little Portillo on it. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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exmoordave Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I recently went into a motorway service station and bought a "£5.00 Meal Deal"...........it's called a Twix. 2 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted October 20, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 20, 2023 I had a Bulgarian Uber driver the other day. Oh yeah- what was his name? Pikup Andropov 1 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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exmoordave Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Took my parrot to the vet and he removed a load of mites. Sorry, I forgot we're not allowed Polly ticks on here...... 1 1 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for Breakfast. To add a Spelling Component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G' 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had Toast, 'T-O-A-S-T? 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him: 'I had Feck All', he says, ' F-E-C-K-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to Geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Wales. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Wales's West Coast. When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the Nutrition Lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question: Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Spanish Border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, "The Spanish border is in bed with my mother. That's why I got Feck All for Breakfast." 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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