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I'm sorry Ronnie, it wasn't the amount of rivet counters, it was the frequency of them. The RCD would have been difficult to calibrate as gaining a low RC reading would of been very rare(Especially on the Friday). Although you may of had more luck on the layout at the bottom of the hall where Mallard and Evening Star were double heading and trundling around at a scale 180MPH.

 

I've done a quick count and noted aboot 15 people over the doors on the weekend(It may have been more, but I wasn't there on the Sunday), Multiply that by Alex Salmond and you have a figure who doesn't mean much. Divide by chopping with a shape knife, cleaver or Axe. You should come up with the number 42. Because of the temperature difference up here, you would of course need to used Pi to allow for the calculation to offset the cold air, therefore warming up the belly(I find a Partick Thistle Pie best). 

 

I used to have a Commodore 16, but it developed a virus and had to be put down.(Man flu I think)

Too many wee drams, me thinks.

Did you know Alex changed his surname from Pollock to get away from the fishy theme.

Then he added a D to the end when he realised that Salmon were also fish! 

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That will give me a figure I can use, The RCD van is fitted with an on board Commadore 16 computer so within the week I can confirm.

 

The Commodore 16 superceded the ZX Spectrum in these vans. The Spectrums were ok for counting the rivets on tenders but were not up to the job on locos. RCD crews often had to write new programs for the loco counting and even with soundproofing in the RCD vans raised voices could frequently be heard suggesting that after inputting Spectrum coding for several hours and pressing enter it came up with an error message.

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Near Teignmouth. Cannae ye no tell from the words?

Ah that Scotland.

Sadly Teignmouth no longer exists as ".....the rivets can nay not take it Captain..." was the cry during the storms. I'm really sorry for them.....(the people, not the rivets.....)

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Do I detect a lack of pure highlands? 'Cannae ye no' surely 'cannae ye nae'?

Anyway the noo, Teignmouth is still here. It is Dawlish that is missing a few metres of rail. Strange that Hadrians Wall has survived millenium but the Dawlish sea wall has failed.

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I noted today at Modelrail Scotland ...............

Are you able to give me the total attendance for this Show? We are about to recalibrate the vehicle and believe that Warley's 10-12,000 attendence should be the max. However a Kilted Rivet counter claims that "a Glasgow show doubles that!"

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Formula for calculating the number of attendees at the 'Scottish Show' (not to be confused with the Scottish Play), is:-

Kilt x Haggis + Clarty - Blether = Ah dinnae ken.

Bill Bedford says (on another thread) There was a Scottish finescale show in the early 90's which was reputed to have had nearly 30,000 visitors

So having built a Bill Bedford kit (without recourse to rivets) We will calibrate the RCD van for the range 1-30,000. It may go to The York Show this year. Just vote "Thanks". 

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Bill Bedford says (on another thread) There was a Scottish finescale show in the early 90's which was reputed to have had nearly 30,000 visitors

 

29,000 of them were flying pigs apparently! 

(Tongue in Cheek).  :O

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(Tongue in Cheek).  :O

 

29,000 of them were flying pigs apparently!

I am totally confused by this Andy. By the 1990s only one Ivatt class 4 (43106) remained. Where did the other 28,999 come from? And why would they attend a Scottish Model Railway Show? I recall a 9f at Warley one year but it was by itself. 

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I am totally confused by this Andy. By the 1990s only one Ivatt class 4 (43106) remained. Where did the other 28,999 come from? And why would they attend a Scottish Model Railway Show? I recall a 9f at Warley one year but it was by itself. 

Ronnie.

Sorry for the confusion, it must be the Ultrasonic waves given off by the RCD van. (Or whatever waves they are).

Theres the old saying 'if pigs might fly'

I've just realised they are not Ultrasonic, but Mexican waves.

(They must have completely Addled my brian).

AA

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I was on shed this morning and all the other loco's would like the RCD to be at York please. (If you want a list of loco's on shed I can supply that).

Toot.

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sorry for going back a few pages but ive just caught up with the thread

 

 

im sorry,but this is too funny, do you know what a growler is slang for (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Circa 1961 it was a DMU

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sorry for going back a few pages but ive just caught up with the thread

 

 

im sorry,but this is too funny, do you know what a growler is slang for (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Oh.

And did you know her middle name was Fanny.

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sorry for going back a few pages but ive just caught up with the thread

 

 

im sorry,but this is too funny, do you know what a growler is slang for (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

 

It's a horrid pie from the NAAFI.

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