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got stuck in traffic come home from the supermarket to find an ASDA home delivery van on the roundabout with most of its contents on the road must have forgotten to close the shutter after his last drop off John

An old, tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. The guy examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly, and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks it's rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tail and leaves. The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tail and leaves. This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day." The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

33202 Groombridge on the Spa valley railway

That looks like a seagull shat on one end John

It also looks to me to be sitting higher at the front end John