Grafarman

LOLS :-D

Andy M...would you be a latte drinker by chance?

Hit me with an organic venti chocolate brownie caramel mochacchino, extra hot with one inch of foam, non-fat.

Hope she is back to full health soon Grafarman.

Sorry to hear about that. My father had a heart attack just before last Christmas. The good news is that with modern medicine he is actually healthier now than he was before...

Thank you; it does seem to be so common now that the Doctors were almost casual about the diagnosis...

"He's got a towel. Run away!"

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" 'You ask a glass of water.'

I'll never be cruel to a gin and tonic again

Thanks chaps; hugely appreciate the thoughts. Trusting and praying something better comes up now... :-)

Sorry to hear - been there done that - but at least the jobs market's a little easier than a couple of years back

best get Tomsk to knock something up then...

tidy

At least it surely wouldn`t be as rubbish strewn as 'real-rail' oft`seems to be. :-(

Thanks folks; it's gone 4pm now so probably be tomorrow #lifeonhold

9am - the waiting resumes...!

Any news David?

I thought you were talking about the train operator that can't provide reliable lavatories... ;-)

Westminster was a better answer.

Pitmen unite.

RIP. Apperantly even Argentina are mourning.

I bet Arthur Scargill isn't.

Appalling Aztecs

German Goddards...

Cardassian Crooks!

There's a bloke near us who uses one of those insanely bright headlamp things, and it's incredibly dazzling.

I don't see how it can be stopped or mitigated unless someone tells the cyclist concerned about the effect of their flashing light, whether that's the unfortunate person affected by it, or a police officer (who might also have been adversely affected by it)...

Being a former cyclist, I think the modern cyclist is his own worst enemy, red lights, undertaking, cutting in between traffic etc.etc. I got my eyes opened when I was commuting through Glasgow city a few years ago, absolute idiots some of them.

Resistance is futile

Operation: Assimilate.

But where did you put all the bees?

lols

And there's me thinking you meant Peri from Dr Who!.... ;-)

I prescribe a large pot of yogurt...

oh, very good...

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

boldly going forward because we can't find reverse

...then you look either permamently suprised or completely vacant Dave!

...then starlings start to nest there.

- saying nothing -

scared the Living Daylights out of me it did....

Careful that you are not left Hunting High and Low ;-)

...and on layouts!

Callliiifffooorrnnniiiaaaaaaa.......

dreaming...

10/10 for reintroducing community singing!

It's a winter day

I blamed the wife, said her blondness was starting to rub off on me.

And thats how the fight started .

What does "You can get your own damn supper tonight!" mean anyway?

I rather wonder how many ways of maiming yourself the preceding 782 tips may refer to... oO

Who said that Modelling is a peaceful, carefree pastime?

sounds a cut above the rest...

I remember those! They disappeared in the late 70's/early 80's I think - they resurfaced as Romany Creams IIRC, but I don't think they exist now...

My free CrossCountry Oat Crunches did not fall in my tea just now, and were consumed as intended by the TOC...

ooo that's tough luck! An even that ruins a nice snack and a drink, in one!

Stick to chunky rich tea biscuits in future

daffs are out here :-)

Only the Welsh one are affected....Not enough water....

I thought that translated as "my hovercraft is full of eels"....

He's now a director of a private company

Lols

Is this for air mail?

@michael delamar Very risky business indeed...unless your after FGW rolling stock that is.

Clouding over in Saxony, too. Still scorchio, though.

When I hear this phrase I expect that Terminator music to start!

Dum dum dumdumdum...

Dum dum dumdumdum...

'There is no fate but what we make'

make sure there half fat ones, then you can have twice as much!

Part of my 5000 a day!

Some people round here are also quite partial to the "5 a day" packs of own-brand ones that Morrisons do.

They might not be quite the same, but at least most of them are based around fruit - raspberry - strawberry - apple - lemon - fruit salad.

(OK - I know their "fruit salad" is more like flavoured custard - but you get the idea.)

always been EVH for me for feel and ingenuity; Satch and Steve are too clinical IMO...*dons tin hat*

You're too late. VHS won.

Adrian Vandenburg