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  1. Trainy McTrainface

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Gitty McAr$eholypratface

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Gitty McAr$eholypratface

    4. Welly

      Welly

      A water company invited suggestions of names for a new sewage works... I can think of one.

  2. has had one of those 'everything works out okay in the end' days. It's an odd feeling.

  3. Knows when he is beaten. Stupid brass origami.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Must be a Falcon Brass Kit.......

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      I have found that a Cartographer's Origami skills can prove near fatal in a remote location and a strong wind!

       

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Slaters 7mm Dean Bogie kit. Completely mental.

  4. Take this hammer, give it to the Captain. Tell him I went home!

  5. is wondering if Sarah Siddons has a sister.

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    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I thought we were talking about trains? Lots of lovely ladies steamed out of Swindon works! ;-)

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I don't recall seeing LT locos called "Elizabeth Whitlock" or "Ann Hatton".

  6. Time to clear out the last of the OO stock.

  7. Holy OO destruction, Batman!

  8. Just when you think our fearless leader's avatar can't get any more.....

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Just like any other normal inhabitant of Haverfordwest

    3. 3 link

      3 link

      That tash is so 70's......

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I think he's pinched the tash and eyebrows from Nigel Mansell.

  9. I only know the answer to 1 out of 40 on the xmas quiz. Damn do I feel thick!

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Matey, I didn't even know there was a Quiz!

    2. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      It's not what you know; it's what you can find out. ;)

  10. Bake him away toys!

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Do what the kid says

  11. Not sure why I bother looking at model railway stuff on eBay anymore. There's so much junk on there now!

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Is there an alternative site?

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Oh I don't know, I've had a good run recently including a Special Delivery parcel sent for free by the seller to me this morning! (them lovely Phoenix Ironclads). Impossible to obtain from the manufacturers "active" sales operation!

    4. trainmaster247

      trainmaster247

      Try Yahoo Groups saw a set of three Bachmann Spectrums (in great condition) for 80 dollars +shipping. The group is hoswap .

  12. I'll stick with the sausage butties thanks.

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Can I recommend restricting breathing to avoid noxious gases... Oxygen is very danagerous and dont get me started on dihydroginated Oxygen kills thousands each year

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      100% of all modellers will die.

      Therefore, statistically, it can be causally shown that modelling is bad for you!

       

    4. 45059

      45059

      How long before they change their minds and tell us that it's now good for us?

  13. So what is a robber button?

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Could we leave that?

    2. DonB

      DonB

      I know who Jensen Button is!

  14. Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

    1. Tim V

      Tim V

      You are a child of the universe,

    2. brigo

      brigo

      Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes

    3. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

  15. This is offically the only time I will ever want the Aussies to win.

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    2. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      Not that it mattered. Will there be anyone watching the game later ?

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Maybe I should have wished for a lotto win later?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What's wrong with Hamilton Academicals?

  16. Properly nice day at the WSR Autumn Steam Gala :-)

  17. Why is it that when people claim to be giving away "trade secrets" it always turns out that they're never telling you everything?

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Ssshhhhh, that's supposed to be a secret!!

    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Yeah, too many bloody secrets!

  18. Why does some bloke called Stanley have so many knives?

  19. I can only presume that you have to be a special kind of sadist to enjoy painting the black underframe parts on Midland wagons.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      LOL.....also any bl**dy wagon IMO.

    3. petethemole

      petethemole

      Do the lot in road dirt colour. Other shades of filth are mixable.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Depends on whether you are using a paint brush or a blunt sausage.

  20. What has just happened can only be described by using one of Boris' special words :-(

    1. hornbyandbf3fan
    2. DougN

      DougN

      Not Naked again?

    3. 3 link

      3 link

      You haven't dropped a loco or wagon have you.....

  21. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.

    1. Captain Kernow
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    3. Castle

      Castle

      I bless the rains down in Africa...

       

      Sorry, wrong Toto...

       

      I'll get my coat....

  22. Why is it that on Star Trek we never heard Scotty Tell Kirk "Just a minute Captian, I've got to turn the computer off and back on again."

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Ah but the Enterprise is often in the cloud

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      It was powered by 'dilithium crystals' rather than Windows 8

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Clearly not relying on a pair of BT copper wires like the majority of us poor commoners...

       

       

  23. Why does Fiona Bruce flash her ankles so much?

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    2. Boris
    3. bgman

      bgman

      'cos she knows I'm lookin ! :)

    4. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      Who cares why - so long as she's doing it!

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    2. 2mmMark

      2mmMark

      The petition isn't right or wrong, it's simply an opinion.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I love this set of responses except for the 'support the man' ones.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      He's been eating the Wrong Sausages

  24. The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing.

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