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  1. Bezzy Oppo

    Well just won a tenner on correctly guessing the ethnicity of the publicly auditioned Top Gear presenter. In fact the whole line up is so ethnically diverse it's Auntie gone mad!

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Status Quo will do for me. Roll over lay down ...

    3. bescotbeast

      bescotbeast

      I'll stick the with 3 I know and enjoy.

    4. rob D2

      rob D2

      Couldn't they have got that vaguely attractive woman from channel5 who does cars with the slightly dirty laugh ?

  2. Bezzy Oppo

    Landrover transfer box disintegration :(

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    2. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      `Yeah? What did you do?

       

    3. Bezzy Oppo

      Bezzy Oppo

      It's had a hard heavy towing life....towing fish up and over the North York Moors

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      Eh, must have been a right bloater....

  3. Bezzy Oppo

    Wife's friend's kids here for 'sleepover' hell. Local closed for a wedding. Help...

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Gate crash the wedding anyway!

    3. steve22

      steve22

      You're doomed!!

    4. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!

  4. Bezzy Oppo

    Is it just me or has RMWeb gone a bit, well, ‘nuts’ over the last week?

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      There's a hazelnut in every bite!

       

      Probably just cabin fever due to the snow...

    3. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      S'No madness here

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Just climbing the walls … .

  5. Bezzy Oppo

    has been called up for Jury Service. Again!

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    2. Revolution Mike

      Revolution Mike

      I would enter the lottery as well with that sort of luck ;-)

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Safe in the knowledge that I'll never be called :-)

    4. Bill

      Bill

      Feeling left out - they never called me yet :(

  6. Bezzy Oppo

    Is wondering whether it's worth shoeing his horses, looking at the weather

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      My Pannier has an awful shoe-shoe...

    3. M.I.B

      M.I.B

      Bang the clenches back in and get another week out - not worth new in this weather.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There is some advantage to a barefoot horse, but it depends on the horse!

  7. Bezzy Oppo

    DEMU, curry, DEMU, curry, DEMU, curry........

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Hard to digest, I would think.

    3. Bezzy Oppo

      Bezzy Oppo

      FFFrrraaaarrrppppp!

       

    4. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      DEMU Beer Curry.

  8. Bezzy Oppo

    Battled 300 miles thro' snow, got home, and promptly slipped on stairs and done my left knee in. Great. Oh, well - modelling!

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    2. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      If you were a horse, I'd shoot you.

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      If most accidents occur in the home, why don't people move somewhere else?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Hope your knee recovers soon.

  9. Bezzy Oppo

    Pickering War Weekend: aaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      I accidentally went to the ELR event last year.

       

      I really enjoyed it - especially the running "Allo Allo" theme.

    3. BoD

      BoD

      Does Boris know? Or did he start it?

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Drive through Grosmont and you'll be assaulted by yellow no parking cones.

  10. Bezzy Oppo

    Cheap Day Return York/Kettering for show Saturday - 130 knicker!

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Almost cheaper to charter a helicopter..almost

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Trains cancelled it'll be bustitution

    4. polybear

      polybear

      P.T.

  11. Bezzy Oppo

    Needs a show fix: roll on Warley

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    2. class"66"

      class"66"

      Looking forward to Warley too..

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Same here.

    4. Bezzy Oppo

      Bezzy Oppo

      Can't make Wigan, not enough WAF credits!

  12. Bezzy Oppo

    Inspector Munday, dig yourself out of that financial hole by patenting them those sticky tabs sported by the army cadet instructor. Call it, I dunno, Velcro. Retirement sorted!

    1. bgman

      bgman

      That'll take until Thursday Inspector !

    2. Bezzy Oppo

      Bezzy Oppo

      Hic!

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Anachronisms'r'us!

  13. Bezzy Oppo

    Planner recommends approval!

    1. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Great news.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      All you need now it a good Building Inspector! I'm retired so don't ask me :))

    3. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      Well done Alex!

  14. Bezzy Oppo

    Bracing myself for the onslaught of curry and beer at DEMU Showcase 2015

    1. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Don't make smoke and turn into the "wind".

    2. rs4

      rs4

      What ? This early ?! : )

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It's not so much the curry and beer but, rather, what they lead to....

  15. Bezzy Oppo

    Has beaten his JLTRT CCT kit into submission!

    1. Lord Flashheart

      Lord Flashheart

      Having built 1 I know what you mean!

    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      ^^ Seconded.

    3. admiles

      admiles

      I've one on the list to order. Errr, what are the issues with it?

  16. Bezzy Oppo

    Sandy bottoms shippers Winkle Brown; no more 'round again cox'n' ,'no shake required' RIP

    1. Londontram

      Londontram

      What a man what a life!

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      He would have been first man in orbit if it wasn't for intervention by the Americans. He's up there now.

    3. 45059

      45059

      Blue skies Winkle.

  17. Bezzy Oppo

    Better half rang me from work today asking me to buy her a locomotive...............a real one. Yes seriously.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Bet you were chuffed!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      What's the state of the bank account like?

    3. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Did you set the wheels in motion?

  18. Bezzy Oppo

    I’m getting there!

    1. truffy

      truffy

      Aren’t we all, dear?

      The only difference being our “there”.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      So that means that John Major will privatise you in a few years time.

       

  19. Bezzy Oppo

    Felder combination machine

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      That's an impressive bit of kit!

      BTW thanks Alex.

    2. Bezzy Oppo

      Bezzy Oppo

      It is! And thank you for your custom; much appreciated. Look forward to seeing the goods used in anger!

  20. Bezzy Oppo

    Is about to take delivery of some ballast: a third of a tonne of it!

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      You wouldn't want to be ordering a third of a ton of 'Purex'!

    2. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Can the baseboards take the weight...

  21. Bezzy Oppo

    Isn't sure which was more disturbing; Michael Portillo in green jacket zip lining or Michael Portillo in overalls

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Think yourself lucky he's not nekkid.

    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Enjoying the programme though!

  22. Bezzy Oppo

    Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to court I go (again)

    1. DonB

      DonB

      Royal Court for your Knighthood?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Jury service....

  23. Bezzy Oppo

    Is on jury service from tomorrow, yawn....

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Be prepared for a veeeeery long wait !

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Read that as fury service... oO

  24. Bezzy Oppo

    Is apologising in advance for taking nephew and niece from hell to NRM today if you're there. I shall be the one cowering with embarrassment!

    1. steve22

      steve22

      Presumably I can be glad I was there in August instead? I'll listen out for them from here in Gloucester, shall I?

    2. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Serves you glad Uncle Alex!

  25. Bezzy Oppo

    Veg Prep done. Now watching Ghost Train by Arnold Ridley, on the big screen, with a large jar in hand!

    1. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Merry Xmas AIex!

    2. Bezzy Oppo

      Bezzy Oppo

      And you Squire!

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