RJL

michael - dunking is wot seperates us from the beasts.

RJL.They are white chocolate shortbread rings.

halfwit - there not bad biscuits, there nice in rocky road, other people do eat. Mind you I'm not too much of a fan of antiques road show or old silver jaguars

Chess

Sledge hammer roulette?

What's that coming over the hill?

No idea but am sure Samantha does (see Wheeltappers thread)

Pocket Billiards

A bad one

not good.....

Are you sure?

Yes, it was during the Emlyn Hughes / Bill Beaumont era.

it's my screen saver at work.

@snitzl - I'd like to have more time supporting members like you who have spent time making your area as good as you have, instead I get sucked downwards by those who are doommongers.

If a girl, (in Chinese), is described as a "Pom Pom girl" I think it means she is fat!

Last night of the poms.

Lucky.....

50 shades of gray is a bit bland

Grate Expectations is a story about disappointing fireplaces.

Then I'll read Ethel the Aardvark goes quantity surveying

Don't worry, there is now several wheels

We are Borg. We seek perfection.

Because the round one's roll off the table.

Yes - its you

Perhaps if you washed more often!

My personal hygiene has never been in question!

should this have not been a help topic? this useful info will be gone from view in a couple of hours ....

maplin do have them normally near the pcb's, i got one from modelzone earlier in the week for

Thank you for your help fellas.

I'm not the slightest bit contradictory, but I am.

I strongly believe in atheism!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

I must be a biscuit then, I used to be hard, but now I'm just a softie... (no sniggering!

My wife has baked for you as well?

Cake, or death? Ask Eddie Izzard.

:-( none down here.

It's Scooby playtime again

In this stuff Landies rule Redgate!

Looking forward now to the Badger parade!

It only happens at night.

....and those queuing for a job at the "Badger Grinding Company" in Coventry!

The problem is that every time you sharpen it, it gets shorter...

You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Stan Laurel.

Meet the company chairman, 'JB'. And this is our chief architect, 'HB'.

If you are trying to make your tyres taste both savoury and sweet at the same time then no wonder you are having problems... Is it white or red with tyre?

Marmite and cheese, or salt and apple?

CHEESE CAKE.

Is that an Alan Partridge quote RJL??

I'd never thought of breakfast as a civil engineering exercise before

Classic Partridge !

He's gone mad again...

Are those my feet?

Dougal get Father Jack's box.

he forgot to put the clock forward

Yup.

Yes, a good day all round!

Sounds lovely

I was looking at these. which one did you get?

The "Santruce" model.

Curry?

Curry :-)

Curry!

Could be age and/or alcohol related

Depends on which side is dressed first?

to the docs for some blue tablets?

BUMHUG!!!

Oh dear. How can I get *that* image out of my mind now?

shudder

Nice evening treat

Gingerbread with a nice slice of cheese...

I thought Botham's was Somerset, Worcestershire and Durham...

Ruud Gullitt sat on a shed, or a pair of ----in' womens knickers?

Mexican rail "Jesus"

Fe$king lady's Knickers