Hi,
Had to respond to this, as we're limited to just one rating _ I chose 'funny'. This is brilliant, and I can see an English translation of this appearing at a church near me, soon.
The following may be apocryphal (I've heard a variant of this where it's at the words of committal at a funeral):
A friend was once conducting a wedding and, despite repeated requests to members of the congregation to switch off their phones, he was ignored. Needless to say, as the couple began to make their promises to be faithful and loving to one another, a phone started to play its call-tone. The tune - the theme from 'Mission Impossible'!
Regards,
Alex.