pH

I'm reading something else between those lines.

Have you seen the invisible man?

Horrocksford.

Trump's hobbies are golf and lying.

The Lying King?

The Man who Cried Wolf!

Suzi Quatro

21 Jump Street

Keslowski !!

Kill it. Kill it with fire. Still better than Windoze 8

burn it, without mercy

KCL - would restoring the original settings for a backup work once reverted back to 7/8?

Stealth posts?

I wish the LMS had lined its coaches using invisible ink.

Haven't accessed Ebay for about 6 years... and now appear to be barred due to being suspected of Money Laundering. I wish!!!

Well I did leave a fiver in a pocket once....

unfortunately I can still access my eBay account...

6-nil now.

A lesson in attacking football, from the Germans.

Correction: 7-nil.

It's better on the pc but on my windows phone its Bl**dy awful

New and improved ...

Giant photo's!

You can buy new bubbles, what size do you want?

metric or imperial bubbles?

Did you check your legs are both the same length?

I'd complain to the ACME Corporation

Better than having Roadrunners tearing up your drive -'beep beep'

Must be Larkhall?

Just retract the bid ... I know it's not in the spirit of things, but when is ebay ever in the spirit of things anyway ?

do the same

Not just second thoughts, but third and fourth thoughts as well!

I just go for the kilt and Jacobean shirt these days.

Damn sight easier!

Same here. I hate ties. Useless piece of kit, aren't they?

Try a Cravat!

The Animals changed the gender of that "traditional" song. Not alot of people know that!

Ah, classic. Makes those places just about bearable.

What! you mean those houses of ill repute?

It's all right they've got an 11" box for him to stand on.....

they use people shrinking technology like LOTR/Hobbit to make everyone else appear smaller ;-)

Adams442T - If that's the case, he will probably need a stand-in because he's working at heights.

I'm very disappointed not to have received this email - I feel a bit left out...

I got two of those emails, I'm Mr. Popular!

Not you as well??

Probably so, Dave :-) . Wonder if I might win a platinum award with a recording of it?

If it happens three times in succession, would the last one be called The Third Dreich?

You won't be finding that one in any Christmas cracker....

There goes the barbecue....

Do you need fires in that heat?

Perhaps not, but we're getting plenty of them anyway.

Sounds like not a good time to do any complex modelling...

Our neighbours just brought round some genuine Indian tiny sweet bananas and proper Indian tea - do you think they're trying to tell us something?

Still lovely.

Whoops, spelling error. Should be ' ' instead of ' '

My pay check is written in it every month...

XL?

4T?

:-)))

Blesséd are the cheesemakers.

Harbottle.

you would be cheesed off if you had to

Might be Essex, just hope the lion doesn't get them.

Sounds like...

No do NOT say that!

Oi, there's nothing the matter with Bognor Regis : )

Pete, what kind of trains are in the platform? I’m just making sure your flight over didn’t go through a rip in time and take you to 1961 instead...

I knew trains could be a bit late but...

Not a Virgin Trains service, was it? #punctuality

Of course, this does assume that he wouldn't expect somebody else to pay for it.

Either that, or : "It's all fake news, folks ... ."

I was there last week for the first time in 24 years, major changes even in that period. Berlin Hauptbahnhof is an amazing station!

Did it take your breath away.