HeeleyBridge

is feeling slightly satirical

is vacating the tent.

hint: mum bugs

When Machines Rise

Bummocks. No cricket scoring or umpiring this weekend due to the weather. Where is the sun?

Found the straw that broke the camel's back, but the last hanky on the washing line and crack! Or a perhaps it was the 4 bath towels?

Verily, thou jests?

Safe journey Tim

wonders whether Donald Trump is Roderick Spode come to life.

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Glad to have got 2 extra sheets of ply for free after they messed up the cutting, perfect for the final board that I wasn't planning to buy yet...

Clearly the slices of Leerdammer are 50% less fat with ALL those holes, I'm just gonna fill 'em in with Lurpak.

So is that the football finished then?

that wasn't just a fart.....

I'm being pelted with tubes of expoxy, I'm going to DEVCON1!

Anybody else seeing banner ads for women's undergarments appearing along the top of RMweb? Worth looking into.

Will you stop staring at me. I find it quite disturbing.

Come on Yorkshire. Let's have the Lankies sorted ... 68-6 let's make it 7

is fed up of having clients who book for a particular time, then fail to show and don't bother calling to explain why. Think I'll up my hourly rate if they try to rebook.

So I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow down I think I see her please let me off this bus

Hullabaloo!

So I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow down I think I see her please let me off this bus

So I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow down I think I see her please let me off this bus

gw wheel press

So I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow down I think I see her please let me off this bus