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  1. I have just read about the passing of one Great Modeller, Allan Downes. RIP Allan and thank you. My heartfelt condolences to your family.

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    2. railroadbill

      railroadbill

      RIP indeed. A great craftsman.

    3. manna

      manna

      RIP, a Great Modeller.

    4. wenlock

      wenlock

      Truely one off modellings greats! A huge inspiration to this teenage boy in the 1970s. RIP Alan

  2. What is it with today's "kids".......every other word is LIKE! Argh! Can they not use it correctly? I'd rather listen to a Neanderthal man conversing , atleast there is more guttural expression in his utterings! WAKE UP children you won't find the word being used in books or even your favourite television programmes!!! Rant over thank you

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    2. Jol Wilkinson

      Jol Wilkinson

      Them as sez OMG or Oh my God are usually godless anyway.

    3. BoD

      BoD

      I guess our parents said very much the same sort of thing about us.

    4. 57xx

      57xx

      Oh my god, you're like literally out of touch.

  3. Currants impaled on toothpicks and displayed in your window serve as a warning to would-be houseflies

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    2. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      ...and next on Viz top tips?

    3. locoholic

      locoholic

      Would-be houseflies?? What are they at the moment?

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Squashed !

  4. believes that by being slightly eccentric helps me from being mad !

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      See you in the tertiary subspace manifold!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Nanoo nanoo Shazbat !

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Nougat Museum Curator.

  5. In, Out, In, Out, shake it all about, You cross the box and give a shout . They do some hokey pokey and then mess around, and that's what it's all about..... Oh! EU, EU, EU ..........

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      EU can't touch this.

    3. bgman
    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The notes are too high and not quite rounded enough. There's too many of them and they should all be standardised to a uniform pitch.

      >?)

  6. I am extremely happy to announce as of 11.42 this morning I became a proud Grandfather to a healthy baby boy. Daughter and son doing well, I am so elated! :)

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    2. devonseasider

      devonseasider

      Congratulations, Grahame - I know you've been excitedly waiting for it!

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Well done grandad!

    4. nigelb

      nigelb

      well done now you need to start buying wooden trains

  7. I am about to have a pasty made in Cornwall, as I normally consume real Devon made pasties are there any precautions I should take prior to consuming it ?

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    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      cream on first .....

    3. johnarcher

      johnarcher

      There is the risk of never again finding your normal imitation pasties palatable

    4. KDG

      KDG

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pastie

  8. I've never seen a model of a Gravy Train !

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    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Long since uncoupled from the train of thought.

    3. Castleacreshunter
    4. slilley

      slilley

      maybe we could crowd fund a 00 model?

       

  9. If you're in the West Country and get BBC Spotlight you might want to tune in now.... Bit of a fuss about a certain railway about to be broadcast !

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    2. mattingleycustom

      mattingleycustom

      Maybe the gentleman who will have the L&B running past his back door would like to swap his house for mine, where he can 'enjoy' the traffic noise day and night.

    3. trisonic

      trisonic

      Nimbys the world over resist change from the status quo existing when they purchased their house.

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I could understand the gent not wanting a railway right next to his house. Could there not be a possibility of moving the line a little out of the way?

  10. May I take the opportunity to wish all Members and Staff of the parish that is RMweb a Merry Festive season and a Happy and peaceful New Year enjoy !

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    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      May all your cab lining wishes come true.

    3. Brit70053

      Brit70053

      May I add my best wishes for the festive season to one and all on RMWeb

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      And the compliments of the season to you too Grahame.

  11. Sorry to see Mr.Templot (Martin Wynne) leave this site

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    2. polybear

      polybear

      Please don't go Martin, though I understand why. And if you do go then I'll see you on the other side....a.k.a the Templot Forum

    3. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      Achh. Martin always seemed to have the patience of a saint, frequently repeating himself on different threads to try and get his message across. What a shame he's finally felt the need to leave.

    4. darren01
  12. It was 64 yrs ago today that a midwife gave me a slap !

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    2. AndyB

      AndyB

      Slap and tickle. Oooooh, Matron!

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      S'pose a Hippo Bathday is in order too!

    4. RAY NORWOOD

      RAY NORWOOD

      You must have deserved it mate

  13. May I wish AndyY and all of the staff who administer the RMweb a big thank you for their input throughout 2015 and wish them all a happy and healthy festive season together with an enjoyable New Year !

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      And a great 2016!

    3. steve22

      steve22

      Very nice thought Mr. bgman. Yes, every blessing to Andy and Staff for Christmas and into the New year.

    4. westerhamstation
  14. In other Westcountry news, a group of unsuspecting bathers at Dawlish Warren were attacked by a large shoal of Newton Alibutt this morning

  15. Top cooking tip! Don't clean out your pestle & mortar after grinding pastel chalks, it gives your food a more exotic look!

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Wasp crackers and spam mmmm

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Followed by a tin of Oskars Surstromming....eaten outside!

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      With casu marzu?

  16. I could never resist a nice crumpet smothered in butter .....

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Reminds me of the story of Pierre, the famous French WW1 flying ace, who when he went down, went down in flames!!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Is there a crumpet shop in Flams ?

    4. 46444

      46444

      Nice weather isn't it?

  17. It's that time of the year again......now where did I put my Life of Brian dvd?

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Oh! What I wouldn't give to be spitted at in the face !

    3. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      They have brought forth juniper berries!

    4. bgman

      bgman

      My sight is poor, my legs are old and bent.........

  18. Despite saying that I wasn't going I'm pleased I did ! Coming home with a loveeeerly early GWR Pannier from a certain Mr.Klein :)

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    2. Northroader

      Northroader

      Ere, what about this. why don’t you get a saddle tank and outside frames for it?

    3. Regularity

      Regularity

      It would look good as an outside framed saddle tank.

    4. cpman46

      cpman46

      Maybe an outside framed tank and a saddle conversion kit?

  19. Pleasant trip to the show at Worle today. Met two of our parish members with their layouts and .... bought a s/h mint Dieselok BR 118( with a decoder installed+ 8 wagons for

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      See lyrics for DDR national anthem.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      So you've united the body with a re-worked chissis im guessing ? Unification

    4. bgman
  20. It won't be too long now before heading out to sunnier climes, now do I pack my mankini or speedos ? Decisions decisions!

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Don't forget the knotted head handkerchief and of course paisley socks and sock suspenders. Anything less would be unthinkable.

    3. Welly

      Welly

      Send us a piccy when you are there - please don't!

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Don’t forget your bling while you’re at it!

  21. Can I ask exactly what sort of cookies are being offered when I accept RMWeb terms when I sign in ? Oh! And would they be suitable for dunking in my tea ?

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    2. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      For anyone on the naughty step they can have some of Charlie's Duchy biscuits, they're just about the worst biscuit I have ever encountered. I think they may have been laser-cut MDF.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Shortbread and Chocolate Chip...

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I've been told they do some decent cookies in the German discount supermarkets - and you don't need to imagine what they might "virtually" taste of.

  22. I thoroughly enjoyed the Bath experience at the weekend and it seems everything scrubbed up nicely thank you

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I did loves it, especially as I had a band in front of me and announcing my presence all the way down Milsom Street on my way back.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Was it an elastic band playing rubber trumpets ?

    4. Tim Dubya
  23. Internet now back on after 3 weeks.....have I missed anything ?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Unobtanium has been developed.

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      There's been a big breakthrough in time travel. You won't believe what Dapol are finally going to introduce in 2035!

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Jeez, Steve. Tony Bliar was doing such a good job too... ;-)

       

  24. Blimey was it really 24,107 days ago I arrived on this planet ! :locomotive:

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Where did you park your ship or were you dropped off by a Zillon taxi?

       

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Jodrell Bank

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Merchant bankers?

  25. Am I REALLY paying a licence fee for this Prime Time television  ? Bring back Patrick Troughton

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    2. truffy

      truffy

      The BBC won't be satisfied until they've righted all the wrongs of your childhood memories. Have fun, or defund.

    3. DK123GWR

      DK123GWR

      @KDG  I suspect it's just a matter of personal sense of humour. I think the special format is always going to suffer from having to stand alone as a story, which means that the plot has to be relatively simple. At the same time, the audience is probably more 'general' than for a full series - which could incentivise the use of a relatively 'safe' formula, trying to get a few laughs out of people, and hoping that they take enough of a liking to the characters that they come back for the main series. I think this is exactly what yesterday's programme tried to do, but of course if the 'groundhog day' format and slightly bizarre visual humour don't appeal to you then I can see why you wouldn't be interested.

    4. bgman

      bgman

      "slightly bizarre visual humour don't appeal to you then I can see why you wouldn't be interested."

       

      As a dyed in the wool Monty Python "enthusiast" then I can normally accept bizarre visual humour but I think this particular programme was so far fetched my senses were getting inflamed to the point of switching off. A remote control device saved my evening and also alerted my to carry on doing something more worthwhile.......modelling.

       

      Whilst I appreciate we are currently facing difficult times I feel sure not only Auntie Beeb and other channels take some of the viewers for granted and will air any old trash / repeats and I for one find it rather insulting.

       

      Now where did I put that bottle of port ? Hic ! 

       

      p.s. The new version of Around the World in 80 Days currently being aired is more in line with what I would expect from a major broadcasting company happily taking my monies.

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