Mallard60022

Phew, that's a relief. No time to convert SOSJ to P4 then.

I thought you were going to use it to control your television - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-41505804/how-to-control-your-television-with-any-object

I sometimes manage to control the TV with my arse.

The good Mrs Dubya often does a runner when I let one fly.

"Whilst you're up love, could you be a dear and change the channel, there's a good girl?".

Needless to say, I told the Dr & physio I slipped and fell down the stairs.