Mallard60022

Ah, I thought you were being cryptically political about a different sort of PM...

I was thinking of starting a series, if there are a few folk that would play the game.....?

We will if you will Duck... 

...I wouldn't bet on that....however he is sensible and tends to only put in the bottom one. I didn't mention to the new owner the door bumpers on this coach either!!! He can do those if he is desperate.

Can we see a photo then.

Too late, sorry.

Buggleswide was for sale about ten years back. I almost bought that! Stoked was for sale a few weeks back; I made an offer of the asking price and didn't even get a reply!!!!! I'm obviously meant to build my own thing........

Or maybe the owner thought you were a timewaster? :-O

Has it 100% sold as last I saw on eBay no bids ?

oh i wish!, (in a nice way)

Spank the monkey?

Not the ass?

I wonder if the photo was genuine too?

I haven't had one. What's wrong with me? NO ONE ANSWER THAT!!

'She' obviously goes for 'older' men mate!

Creme de menthe

Creme de meths more like

TMI!!!!

Did the bundle come bundled with a computer bundle?

Buuunnnnddddlllleeeeeeeeeeeee....oh, ouch, ow geroff.

Those boys on ANTB are a bad influence!

Fell at the death...bah! Congratulations to Plymouth however.

For a minute there Phil I thought you had scored JA's Phone Number.

First train thru' Seaton Junc... ah, I see not. Just yet.

Father's runner beans will flourish in the Spring.

The cunning duck knows the lie of the sandwich

White Hawk calling, etc.

cooking on ya own can be fun !

A bouquet of broad beans.

Yay! Mr Duck is taking us fishing!

Health and Efficiency! Thats the ticket!

I never saw the email....

Neither did I......

National health?

Peter Kaz is more correct than others.

Pedant? Moi?

Is pedantic exactly the right word?

Not IMO! Tornado is not a preserved locomotive....fact. I have always wondered why it isn't discussed in the Prototype Discussions section.

£5.97 in a local charity shop, oh and £38 for a new car tyre.

£38 for a tyre..........##### ####, my car isn't worth as much as that.

£5 in the local second hand bookshop for a pristine copy of Geoff Holt's Locomotive Modelling and it goes to local charity groups.

Agreed. However I do have an EM gauge kit built V2. Nu cast bomb I believe.

Don't forget you loaned BCB a class 25, which you must take back

Ah that Class 25; thanks Indom but I have the papers concerning that lease and it is EM of course. It is some missing OO Heljan TTG 47s and a couple of Lima Sector Class 47s that I am sure I have not sold. SWMBO said do I have a list of stuff I've sold......nope! Doh!

Gorro de ducha.

and absolutely no dosh.

I had that once. I put it down to a dodgy paella.

Spanish Plume? Caught in Magaluf?

Remember the cod wars and our Frigates being ramed

The French are demonstrating!! Now that's unusual. Did they place burning tyres on the centre circle.

LOL Non monsewer, we just burned our agreements for Border Controls at Calais.

I'm sure you'd rather have saffron cakes though Phil !

Oh yes. I think the latest keep healthy/fit ploy is to eat a reasonable number of s'gones/saffron cakes and then do an appropriate number of lengths in the pool and followed by an hour in the gym. Trouble is it's getting a bit expensive and not leaving a lot of time for modelling!! Suppose I could finance all this by selling surplus kits etc. and then I wouldn't need so much modelling time anyway!

Wonder of wonders, the student's dad phoned me and we concluded amicably that it wasn't him that was the guilty party. So some other prick that was there when I first arrived must have done it; bas***ds

But it IS important .... to you ..... and buddy annoying too.

Ducky, try contacting the Motor Insurers Bureau. Give them the circs and see what they say. PM me if you need more information.

Sausage.

Roll

extracting ones teeth is better than yoga!

Excellent news.

Bloomin marvellous news!

Excellent news and Geoff's influence and memory continues.

Think of a sausage and double it

Starting to sound tempting.......

How many times have I told you not to leave the black pudding out in the rain!

Appreciate the support chaps.

At the end of the day, you could of sold it for more.

The 'problem was I let him have it at a very'reduced price mate. I could have sold it for a lot more and I feel 'diddled'; but that's life.

you don't paint bacon you grill it, don't forget the dipped bread

you must be a friar then?

Can't win can I? Pick asso** to you lot........:)

Metronet.

Surely with your number, you're a Tug?

Nah, my age (66) mate not my Avatar (60022)