Boris

Are Boris and Andy one and the same?

That's a (frightening) thought! Have they ever been seen together at the same time?

No

The dreaded shart...gotta hate it when that happens!

Not the big horse and cart you expected but a little pony and trap!

Some pumps have lumps.

Would there ever be less mischief ???

Barley cakes

Wow, a coment of yours has lasted overnight - you're slipping mate!

I've heard that he's stark, raving bonkers, but that might just be tittle tattle.

Poppy-cock!

Poppy-banana!

Dropping Mod4 right in it there M3

Mod 4 was last seen ripping his hard drive and battery out, claiming robot flu lmao

The mind boggles!

I was on the verge of reporting it as a certain recent arrival contravened Forum Rules with personal attacks. But I didn't so maybe someone else did?

Yes it was, SHMD. That and taking over the NYMR.

Ta Mark

There goes the Navy...

I do recall farting in public being made an offence under a recent governmental edict...

Why only nearly?

But is he? How can any of us be sure - does anyone know what was done with the instruction booklet?

acg_mr: Interrogative!

Two of everything you should have?

Just happens to look like you...

There seems to be a strong smell of something

If there is someone else looking like ur a avatar he's got real issues !! LOL

You been using an alias?

I once went on a bomb disposal course and the instructor said, "How to you tell a good bomb disposal man?" He then counted his fingers 1,2,3,4,5........

Proper disposal !!!! try over 100 of them and one class 40 lol

Can I have his details - saves us paying to have them disposed of ......

breathe in....and holdddddd......breathe out and out and out and ....reeeelaaaaxxxxxxx..zzzzzz

There may be some cultures where the use of the # sign is significant...

Have you just ordered chicken curry and fried rice?

Would they be the 'Sprouts Of Evil'?

And so it begins

Boris, you have a telephone call from Porton Down...

Why should we call you Boris? If we put our minds to it, we can surely come up with something worse.

On the scale of Bungalow to Eiffel Tower, how high are you?

ISS

Baby Wet wipes can be quite handy this time of year : )

Ah the old the toilet roll kept in the fridge routine.

Number Two.....

If you hear someone screaming, "Let me out!" too, something is horribly wrong...

DRINK!!!!!?

I think you have a rather nice Christmas song from yesteryear in your head.

Yeah, they're like gnomes, or if they have eaten enough mince pies they become Elves. They don't like Trolls tho.

I'm not afraid of mods, I don't particularly like them, they don't like me

I'm not afraid of mods, I don't particularly like them, they don't like me

3... 2... 1... Fire up the hole!!!

Explosive decompression

There goes another toilet.

"Rod"

Tell you what, I don't like Mondays.

SHMD - it is one of those theoretical times that only exist to balance the clock face :-)

Back in the old days of Swindon Control, the guys used to throw the windows open at 4am and shout 'boll*cks' into the night air...

Shhhhhh Captain - Don't give Boris ideas!

You can keep them Mikado. It's nice not being woken in the middle of the night by one flying flat out over the house.

I wouldn't mind the Lockheed c-130 flying above our house

There's a character in the Radio 4 comedy "Cabin Pressure" called Hercules...

My immediate thought was that Andy Y had pushed Boris off the naughty step.

Nawww, it was during a demonstration of correct stretcher usage.

Did they have to injure you to warrant using the stretcher?

You should have been wearing the correct PPE, a hi-vi protects against everything you know....

Oh right, of course they don't.

Hope you're recovering well mate

You`ll always be RM-Web`s 'master-baiter' :-)

Always a stiff task, Debs!

Naughty Debs. Don't worry Boris, some merely eclipse you for a day but you shine the rest of the year.

Wouldn't they be curious as to his suprised expression and the fact the desk had gained another leg?

No, he always looks like that.

Oddly enough I have a blow-up Boris in my desk right now.

It's a bunny old world...

I'm not surprised with that avatar picture...

As long as he's not breeding like rabbits.

Parmenides

I know he's got to find

Some kind of p*ss in mind

Strawberries (no cream)