Porcy Mane
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Has just eaten his first Creme egg of 2016.
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Come outside, (: what for?) Come outside (: what's the rush) There's a lovely moon out there (: it's cold outside!) Come outside, (: why?) Come outside (: you do keep on!) While we got time to spare (: I want another twist)
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The lassies want me every one, Well, let them catch me if they can, You canna take the breaks, If a Highland man, And I don't wear the troosers.
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P-47, P-51, Spitfire & a Hispano Buchon just flew over in a four ship at 1000 ft. Symphony.
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"In the chocolate box of life the top layer's already gone. And someone's pinched the orange creme from the bottom." Tara Bob.
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Tra la la tra la la la,-Tra la la tra la la la,-Tra la la tra la la la,-Tra la la tra la la la,
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I had a gal, a rare nice gal, down in Wroxham way She were whooly nice ter me in the ole school days. She would smile all the while, but Daddy dint know all What she used ter say ter me behind the garden wall. 'Hev yew gotta loight, boy? hev yew gotta loight, boy?' Molly Windley, she smook like a chimley, But she's my little nicoteen gal.
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Porcy's just seen a meteoroid light up the South Western skies. Or maybe the Turkish are at it again. I made a wish.
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Anybody on RMweb gorra New Years gong then?
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copy and paste this mate, you've still got time to get one before midnight...and this one has been diassembled for you to save you the bother...
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SAFC Houdinis again. Yay! but haway lads, stop putting us through this, year in, year out.
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A one, A two, a one, two, three
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Oh for the wings, for the wings of a dove...
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I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order!
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I see it pi$$ed down in Devon again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAs3ZK70Z8
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With yootub junking the vid, this might explain what I was getting at.
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Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried; To a sympathetic beetle by his side. "I've got nobody to hug, I'm such an ugly bug." Then a spider and a dragon fly replied, "If you're serious and want to win a bride, Come along with us, To the glorious Annual ugly bug ball."
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Once again the world is witnessing yet another round of indiscriminate carnage. All in the name of whatever. Makes playing with trains pale into insignificance. Stay safe everyone.
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Palethorpes Model Sausage Factory.
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Maybe we should just get straight down to the Penalties?
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How tattyfilarious!
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Knees up Mother Brown, , Knees up Mother Brown, Under the table you must go, Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh, If I catch you bending, I'll saw your legs right off, Knees up, knees up, don't get the breeze up, Knees up Mother Brown
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Oh Mrs. Ware I do like your hair who does it, I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works With all that fruit, it looks so cute, I can't believe it it's really you, like a film star Have you heard dear, a little bird has told me Mrs. Tate's expecting her seventh Well glory be, that's three, she's had since Lenny had his tonsils out, cor blimey singing?
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Cock a Leekie. (Soup)
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Don't dig it there, dig it elsewhere. You're digging it round and it ought to be square. The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long, And you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong.
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I've just walked to the local shops and picked up the Chipolata's for Friday. Does that mean I've been out for a sausage stroll?
