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  1. Weatherspoons have announced they are closing due to the snow.Can kids come and collect their parents immediately

  2. Weatherspoons have announced they are closing due to the snow.Can kids come and collect their parents immediately ...

  3. Attempting to solder ends to sides and floor of brass wagon kit - need elastic bands to hold it together.

  4. Attempting to solder ends to sides and floor of brass wagon kit - need elastic bands to dold it together.

  5. Just realised that on Tuesday it'll be 65 years since nationalisation

    1. class"66"

      class"66"

      Interesting...

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Yes, I keep a personal record of the event and celebrate it every year on the following day ...

    3. coachmann

      coachmann

      I hadn't realised things had changed until 1951...

  6. Just realised that on Tuesday it'll be 65 years since nationalisation

  7. Just realised that on Tuesday it'll be 65 years since nationalisation

  8. Building an etched kit - with poor photos for instructions and a missing numbered diagram for the parts.

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      And make it compulsory for them to attend?

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      The good bit is that thanks to you I know about Hold and Folds. And yes to the compulsory!

       

    4. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      I am photographing the stages prior to blogging. However punching 406 rivets takes a bit of time - and this is only a coal wagon.

  9. Sign of late middle age - OH got me what she did because "she was fed up with the other raggy past its use by date thing I'd been wearing"

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    2. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      We seem to have got to the age where we get food parcels!

    3. Boris

      Boris

      Slippers? Dressing gown?

       

      Don't keep us hanging or we'll make summat up that sounds far worse....

    4. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Fleece gilet :) - find they have the right degree of cover with the right amount of freedom.

  10. Did you realise that this time next week it'll be next year?

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      p*** off.... :0)

       

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      And I will nearly be a year older, again.

    4. glenng

      glenng

      HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

  11. Merry Christmas. Anyone guess what the collective weight gain by forum members will be by the end of today?

    1. 46444

      46444

      In brussels?!!

  12. Just about to peel a mountain of chestnuts.

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      I've just finished peeling a mountain of sprouts!

  13. We can see the dining table! It's made of wood!

    1. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Put a nice red tablecloth on it John.Happy Christmas.

    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      so is our's and it has four legs too, the rug under it has met the hoover as well the festive tablecloth is tomorrows job.

    3. devondynosoar118

      devondynosoar118

      Merry Xmas John, soon be covered again!

  14. Major shelf collapse - get all the books away when the 6ft shelf above my desk decided it didn't want to play. Books now all over floor.

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    2. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      ... to put on the floor. Then we said sod it, let's do it tomorrow and did what all academics do - had a sherry.

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      And after that (it was a largeish sherry) managed to spatter yorkie pud batter all over the kitchen as I lifted the zapper out to test that it worked. It did.

    4. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      That happened to me on my last evening in a previous (rented) house. Put some RMs on the shelf in my bedroom so I wouldn't forget they were there (and wondered why I hadn't thought of putting them there before as the shelf was just the right width). 2 hours later - large crash as the shelf collapsed! Fortunately the landlord didn't seem to mind too much....

  15. Wow! Amazing! Sainsbury's fresh whole salmon. Label on it says "Contains Bones"

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      What's Dr. McCoy doing in there?

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      You should worry, our local branch of Morrison's was selling hot cross buns yesterday!

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      It's worse than that it's dead Jim

  16. BBC Breaking - First Great Western says rail problems are so severe in the south west of England that they are advising passengers not to travel. - sympathies to all those affected or having to work in it.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Cowley hasn't 'gone' yet, but I think it's only a matter of time, river rising rapidly at the moment, protection boom in place across the tracks of main and Barnstaple lines to protect S&T equipment further down

  17. Had the world ended it would have saved me from having to clean the oven!

    1. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Yeah; did mine last night - like scouring out a nuclear bunker...

  18. Smell of damp dog, who's snoring, coming from under the desk.

    1. Debs.

      Debs.

      Contented-heaven!

  19. Just about to go out to take the dogs for a paddle. Keepng away from trees!

  20. SWMBO saw me taking the drill upstairs. So she asked where the mess was going to be this time.

    1. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      mine just gets the first aid kit out ...

    2. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      And now ion an expedition to find something - and found the Christmas lights. Now to trying to remember what the something was I was trying to find in the first place.

    3. Horsetan
  21. Hear about B&Q? - They've run out of gopher wood.

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      oh, most places do those these days...!!

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      Sky hook? Skirting hammer? Left handed screwdriver? Ain't got any of them.

    4. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      at an engineering firm I used to work for we sent a YTS lad from drawing office to stores for a long weight, after runnaging around for 10 minutes storeman tells him he can't find one and "would a short one do?" - lad toddles back to us and we say yes and send him back. Storeman makes him wait another 10 mins!

  22. Just been sent home from work to go to the GP for a check up after getting a shock from a faulty water cooler at work. It's now all the Health and Safety reports I have to do as I'm the H&S co-ordinator.

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    2. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Our taps are mixer taps - so not suitable as drinking water supply.

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Is that classed as an "own goal"?

    4. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Rather an own goal than a student got it.

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    2. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      And you wonder why I'd have 'em all shot!

    4. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      No, I don;t wonder, just don't express it as succinctly or eloquently as you do.

  23. Dear neighbour, Why do your kids have to whinge and moan so much when they're playing in the garden? And if they scream so much when there's no need who's going to notice when they're in danger?

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    2. 60026to

      60026to

      Kids will kids. Get over it.

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Lack of parental application of the word 'No' comes to mind.

       

    4. Physicsman

      Physicsman

      It's the same everywhere. They grow out of it eventually.....problem is, it takes time!

  24. I have spent most of the afternoon touring all the loos in the Faculty checking for faults and reporting them. I get all the good jobs!

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