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Whose the bloke who drives the blue Audi northbound M5 between J6 and J3 between 7:00 and 8:00 every morning with the number plate GWR 460?

is it just me that keeps trying to wipe the dirty smudge of the monitor, just where the "we" in "RMweb" appears on the front page masthead

Good of Jewsons to fill the stone saw I hired today with diesel. Shame it runs on 2-stroke tho.

In derelict sidings, the poppies entwine, The cattle trucks lying in wait, for the next time.

I think'Morris Minor' is a statement of class. Minor means younger, smaller or less significant. If you had a Morris Minor you knew your place, you knew you wern't good enough for a proper Morris.

Why do paper manufacturers use such poncey names. It seems I need 'chamois' aka beige.

I had a love-affair with Lena, In the back of my Cortina, The s3xed-up little hyena, Could not have been obscene-er,

On the redundancy list. In need of a job.

When I'm tired and thinkin' cold, I turn on my music to start my day, I dream of a girl, I used to know, I close my eyes and I drift away.

"Milk! Urghh!" "It's what Ian Rush drinks." "Ian Rush?" "Yeah. An' he said if I didn't drink my milk, when I grow up, I'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley." "Accrington Stanley, who are they?" "Exactly."

Lo here I stand by Thee upright, To give Thee warning day and night, For every tick that I do give, Cuts short the time you have to live. Therefore, a warning take by me, To serve Thy God as I serve Thee, Each day and night be on Thy guard, And Thou shall have a just reward.

bored

Slightly more relevant than the Mayan calander running out of numbers, the Winter Solstice has just passed, (at 11:12 GMT) it is now officially Yule, the Holly King is vanquished and the Oak King is reborn. Light begins to return to the northern hemisphere. The party starts here!!

Before txtspk we had: Swedish for Beginners Ron 1: L O Ron 2: L O Ron 1: R U O K ? Ron 2: S I M O K, Ron 1: R U O K ? Ron 2: S I M O K 2. F U N E X ? Ron 1: S V F X Ron 2: F U N E M ? Ron 1: S V F M Ron 2: O, U F M N X Ron 1: S V F M N X Ron 2: F U N E T ? Ron 1: 9 V F N 10 E T

Adderley Park, Stechford, Lea Hall, Marston Green, Birmingham International, Hampton In Arden, Berkswell, Tile Hill, Canley, Coventry, Rugby, Long Buckby, Berkhamstead, Hemel Hempstead, Watford Junction and (phew!) London Euston.

Is thinking of starting an old-folks home. My parents and the M.I.L. announced their intention to sell-up on the same day.

A man steps out in the moonlight, at the sound of a scream from below, He thinks he is warrior, so he picks up his sword and goes.

No work today so I spent the day reading up on thw Woodhead line on the web. I have never felt so angry about a closure as this one.

3 emails from anonymous. Interestingly there is no entry about J for Justice on BBC, ITV, Reuters or Wiki, surely its newsworthy if several forums were hacked as well as this one.

Then one night, in desperation, the young man breaks away. He buys a gun, steals a car, He tries to run but he don't get far. From Handsworth.

Great excitement in the "Little Black Country" over the Bank Holiday weekend. Bargain hunters, window shoppers and coffee shop customers promenading in Stourhampton town centre were treated to the sounds of a steam locomotive for the first time in 52 years as testing began in the north yard of the railway station. of

Back at 'work' with nothing to do. Contract bid in Nov has been lost, the grim reaper approacheth.

Still waiting for my line-manager to come into work to tell me what he has found for me to do

Tried 3 @moel shops' in the south midlands for a Peco LH Electrofrog code 100 point without success.

Another cold snap. The shiny leather thigh boots are out again. Sigh!