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  1. Pennine MC

    Breathtaking. Just breathtaking.

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      16tonner? )

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Ah, you've seen my blog...

  2. Pennine MC

    Musha ring dum-a do dum-a da

    1. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      I prefer mine in a glass with coke ;)

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Drek. This so brought back memories of 1990s dance pop...

  3. Pennine MC

    Has once again rearranged the crap in the garage. Must leave room for beer fridge.

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Why in this age of good quality indoor plumbing do you crap in the garage?

  4. Pennine MC

    is working on the Gallic shrug

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Try a 'pfffht' - takes less effort

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Non!

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Bouffe!!

  5. Pennine MC

    Can I use a pin chuck to drill for oil? I need the oil so I can make my own Plasticard, y'see

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      And I thought smelting my own brass was hard!

    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      Fundamentalist scratchbuilders. Dearie me...

    3. LH&JC

      LH&JC

      It might take a while.

  6. Pennine MC

    A runcible cat with crimson whiskers

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    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      can we debate whether they were technically crimson, and not carmine??

    3. DonB

      DonB

      and a runcible spoon to tidy the cat litter?

    4. Bob Reid

      Bob Reid

      Ian knows his crimson from his Miranda (daft burd with fruit on her head) :)

  7. Pennine MC

    Immature cheddar

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      What jumps out of a hole in the ground shouting obscenities? Crude oil.

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Curds and Wa-hay!

    4. Debs.

      Debs.

      "Cheddar gorge"... more of an activity; rather than a location! :-)

  8. Pennine MC

    saw a funny yellow thing in the sky earlier, just for a minute

    1. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      Sure you haven't left the lid of the mek-pak again?

       

    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      let me guess a custard pie??

       

    3. Pugsley

      Pugsley

      Was it one of these? :

      http://www.arabiansupplychain.com/pictures/gallery/Companies/DHL_Plane.jpg

  9. Pennine MC

    Is loud buzzing normally considered a warning sound?

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      Yes if it's a DC loco on a DCC system

    2. S.A.C Martin

      S.A.C Martin

      That or tinnitus!

    3. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      If it is a bee in your bonnet, it probably is.

  10. Pennine MC

    has come to a realisation - the Hokey Cokey could really be what it's all about

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    2. Jason T

      Jason T

      I've got the Hokey Cokey stuck in my head now :(

    3. Jason T

      Jason T

      Please stop it, or I'll type up the lyrics to the Birdy Song

    4. keefer

      keefer

      you could always ask alfie....

       

  11. Pennine MC

    Take it to the bridge Throw it overboard See if it can swim Back up to the shore No one's in the house Everyone is out All the lights are on And the blinds are down

    1. ColinW

      ColinW

      Listening to Squeeze, they made some great songs

    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      My brother did that with a 'British Seagull', somewhere in thw Solent! As it went over the side he shouted at it "and that's the last time you let me down"! Never forget it!

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      @Colin - yep, I think some of the lyrics are just brilliant

  12. Pennine MC

    Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

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    2. Pugsley

      Pugsley

      Another Icelandic volcano?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

    4. DonB

      DonB

      You can say that again!

  13. Pennine MC

    Slowly but surely, the straw men are advancing...

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    2. Debs.

      Debs.

      Straw men....but, with feet of clay? :-)

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      This sounds like an old episode of Dr Who....

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Which one will break the camel's back?

  14. Pennine MC

    Spent a pleasant evening with the Stealth Bomber. That really is a well thought-out layout :-)

  15. Pennine MC

    They do it down at Camber Sands, they do it at Waikiki

  16. Pennine MC

    Lynne Truss, 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves'; still available I think....

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      You could start a thread so the same old names could endlessly debate the same old points until it runs out of steam or is locked...

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Nah, I saw a sentence yesterday with 70 words and no punctuation, just one lonely full stop. I'm still breathless from it

    4. Debs.

      Debs.

      An indeterminate sentence with a full-stop at the end?....was it a "death sentence" :-)

  17. Pennine MC

    I come across the desert to greet you with my smile, my camel looks so tired it's hardly worth my while

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      I wish those amusing belly dancers would let me drink my wine.

  18. Pennine MC

    is struggling with algebra

    1. BoD

      BoD

      y

       

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      I coudn't even spell it!

  19. Pennine MC

    Bit more junk out of garage, other junk rearranged and fresh junk put in to fill the gaps. About par :-)

    1. dseagull

      dseagull

      It breeds too, I'm sure of it.

  20. Pennine MC

    may also wear a new shirt next Saturday

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      decadence!

    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      By no means, king of the road, ba dumh dumh dumh...

    3. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Happy birthday

  21. Pennine MC

    Sprezzatura

    1. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      That's easy for you to say, or at least it looks easy

  22. Pennine MC

    This weather's shite

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Hoose? it wer more like a hovel...

    3. Barry O

      Barry O

      sunny in Barrow..... was wet in Leeds

    4. BoD

      BoD

      our shoebox in't middle of road has just bin washed away.

  23. Pennine MC

    This weathere

  24. Pennine MC

    Cashpoint just asked me if i was planning on buying Coco Pops today. World's gorn maaaaad...

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    2. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      it only asked

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      All my cashpoit ever says is 'you've got enough kits as it is!

    4. iak

      iak

      Your bread-knife is a cash point?

  25. Pennine MC

    Howling gales, torrential rain, and the weatherfolk say it's 'mild'...'

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      Last night's curry was supposed to be 'mild'. Same results too.

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      We in the rain soaked North / NW have been saying that for years Horsetan.

    4. coachmann

      coachmann

      Luverly sunny day and blue skies. Welcome to sunny Wales....

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