NGT6 1315

Oh cod, why not?

How can that be ?

Simon Drew

I thought he was making it out of concrete, not china.

Do you think it might need compressing if done in 4mm scale

Can you see it from space?

A length of puff pastry.

Sounds like the shipping news

Driver, Guard, Wheeltapper, Shunter

May contain nuts

Ooh! Nuts, do they come with the frittata?

Cadburys take them and they cover them in cheesecake...

..all you have to do is sing along..

That's the spirit!

Atomic batteries to power,

Turbines to speed.

A b C D e F g ???

A 1950's Western Region express to Cornwall....

It took the fitters at Barrow to get the best from them.

Shrubbery!

Now no longer.

Pickled onions

Anacreontics

Hieronymus

A damp antimacassar

I'm sure you can get some cream for than down the chemist.

Do chickens understand the principle of the carrier launched steam catapult seeing as they're not the most intrepid flyers

This is a lighthouse. Your call.

A shoulder bag

I don't know but he but he did make some vile conjectures

Personally I was drawn to Gauss...

Art and Fart

Bravuogn

Bonaduz

Gerald would like to know where you put his toothbrush.

Wakefield Wildcats

Kookaburra

Poteen!

Sausage gin.

Nice weather...

Run out the guns, fire on the uproll!

Clear the track, let the bulgine run

Splice the mainbrace, etc.

Archibald likes to wash the dishes.

Whilst Suzanne polishes her jugs.

Cucumber

Good luck, Dom!

Good luck, Dom!

Enjoy yourself Dom !

Tried them all and it still fell over !

Four public wash handbasins in Fishguard

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To shopping or riot control?

for all your cheap pasty,obscure spicing and riot control needs.

But not always for Construction projects they are not!

adeen, dva, tree,chatiri,piat,siest..

Woolly Bully ??

One sausage pie, two portions of tripe, three pieces of lardy cake, four jellied eels

Rokeg Blood Pie

Plomeek soup.

Sensible sausages don't make the same mistake twice

With Diogenes as the referee?

No, the referee was Mr. Confucius.

With his unique Kant?

Beware obfuscation

Fight The Power!

Resistance is worthwhile!

Horrible History

Past, imperfect

Oh no it isn't.........

Launching in 3, 2, 1, lift off....

It makes coffee.

The other one launchs all of the worlds nuclear warheads.

And just to climb on the band wagon; NO, DON'T TOUCH THA-

"You still need to boar those holes," added the boss.

These jokes leave me roar.

You get the coffees and I'll p-p-p-pick up the penguins.