NGT6 1315

hole

in my shoe.

...ing feeling.

Too much cheese....

Any chance of a Platform Ticket ?

Who was that masked man, you say?

Names of a 'celebrities' children?

Donner und blitzen!

Very, very frightening for my dog, she hid under the couch.

Three French curves

Too many comments ! )

And a bright green Merchant Navieeee

I wasn't there, and that's the truth there, Guv'nor, an' no mistake.

Aaaaarrr har harrrr! Don't ya go tryin' to mess wi' me, me good Cap'n!

Excuse me.

Could you tell me which aisle they keep the crumpet on?

Anything could happen in the next half hour...

Beware the alien babies in butternut squashes!

I believe it's cold in Totnes at this time of the year?....

I have a cloaking device that is currently hiding the back of my office chair from view. It's called my coat.

Good old analog

Fascinating

Swagonian armour revving up in the forests of the Brecon Beacons

Subterranean Air Force...

Aerial submarines.

Accio decies centena milia euro!

Incontinetia Maxima

Episkey!

Really? You want to inflict is on the general public?

We ARE the general public! :-D

Resistance is futile.

I've swam in the dead sea. Odd experience - it kept on trying to tip me up as I was top heavy!!! 8!

Don't follow the lights.

Careful now! Or Hobbitses go down to join the Dead Ones, and light little candles of their own.

Oops that was for Dead Marshes

Caminto Del Rey.

(Frank Sinatra)

Raquel Welch

La Punt-Chamues-ch

Not a pineapple?

Shouldn't you be travelling?

In my mind I'm always travelling, today I'm mostly in Lower Bogsworthy

That's the town that's in need of downstairs lavatories?

Not at all, Simon - I did so to begin with! ;-)

"It's like a jigsaw puzzle, but with all the pieces the same colour; ...why, Spock, why?"

'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!'

Deadmau5

Or RMwebs resident gearbox manufacturer.

Raw mouse, anyone?

Mongolian boodog!

medieval microwave

Renaissance nuclear reactor

Партия предателей труда войдет в черную книгу

Are you Russian? Well I am in a bit of a hurry.

The Party is always right.

Chaika limousines

Wo ein Genosse ist, da ist die Partei.

More of an anarcho-syndicalist myself.

Assyrian Anti-Air Battalion.

Half a pound of sausages

NO! Not the Sausage Yoemen. They'll have this mess cleaned up by Saturday Brunch!

I shall have to consult with the delegates from Alpha Centauri

I think we should consult with the local borough council.

Pollux

Any old ions ?

Be Positive!

You must be in Romania - there are plenty of people called Ion there.

Checkmate.

Five sausages.

I'll see your sausages and raise you a saveloy.

You Sending HRH a Christmas card then?

Someone I knew - both his parents were French - he's a c**t

Brilliant, Horsetan!

I play very little part here - I'm incidental

"Breaker Breaker one-nine, this here's Plastic Chicken..."

Rubber sausage? Oooh you are awful, etc.

I know, Horse, I know, but what can you do?

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