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  1. NGT6 1315

    Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Ug.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Hammurabi

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Albion Rovers, nil...

  2. NGT6 1315

    Citizen! State your identification.

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    2. Devo63

      Devo63

      I'm the Famous Eccles!

    3. cpman46

      cpman46

      He from Bartheloma

    4. thaddeus

      thaddeus

      I am a meat popsicle

  3. NGT6 1315

    Can you run a marathon in Marazion?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Why not do it in Greece?

    3. tigerburnie

      tigerburnie

      I might if it's in 4mm scale

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Thought they were called Snickers these days.

  4. NGT6 1315

    Moonraker...

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I think he's attempting re-entry sir

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Inappropriate comment deleted....

  5. NGT6 1315

    Are you now or have you ever been...

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    2. 46444

      46444

      Twice this morning and not yesterday

    3. waggy

      waggy

      What - With these feet.

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Yes, but not while the train was standing in the station.

  6. NGT6 1315

    Well, Did You Evah

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    2. Northroader

      Northroader

      Next week we collide with a Leipzig tram..

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Have you heard, it’s in the stars...

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      No I Nevah!

  7. NGT6 1315

    The Well-Tempered Clavier

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I'm guessing that "The Foul Tempered Drumkit" might not have quite so harmonic a tune to it ... .

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Doobie doobie doobie

      doobie doobie

      doobie dooooobie

      apple strudel...

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Huw - that's "The Harmonious Blacksmith", though there's not much bark to it....

  8. NGT6 1315

    The North

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its grim up there....

       

      Gales, sleet, hail, Y'know!

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Wasn't that a cartoon in the Eye? "It's grim up North London" :P

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Our Friends In The North. Brilliant BBC Series from 1996. Starring Gina McKee, Christopher Eccleston, Daniel Craig and Mark Strong

  9. NGT6 1315

    Trumpeter, Trumpeter, Trumpeter!

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    2. 46444

      46444

      And a rather nice Me262 Storm Vogel..

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      voluntary?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Bolleaux, bolleaux, bolleaux.

  10. NGT6 1315

    Shogun

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    2. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      Cowabunga

    3. Lu4472ke

      Lu4472ke

      evo

    4. Wellyboots

      Wellyboots

      Pajero

  11. NGT6 1315

    Do we have wormsign?

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Did you set out your thumper?

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      There are pills you can take for wormsign...

    4. ian

      ian

      You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.

  12. NGT6 1315

    Helen of Troy

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Troy Tempest

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Harriet of Haverfordwest.

    4. 60159

      60159

      Definition of a millihelen? - That part of a face that would launch one ship.

       

  13. NGT6 1315

    Hari Seldon

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    2. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      The Mule

    3. scottystitch

      scottystitch

      It's a poor atom blaster that doesn't point both ways....

    4. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Arkady

  14. NGT6 1315

    He who controls the spice controls the universe!

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    2. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Know a Mentat by his red-stained lips.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The slow blade penetrates the shield.

    4. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Sting looks like a berk.

  15. NGT6 1315

    Eats, shoots and leaves.

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Shoots leaves and eats

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Royston Vasey

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Susie Dent

  16. NGT6 1315

    Archimedes

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      archiecomics

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      So that's what Scarlet said to John Dubya.

    4. metropolitan cammell

      metropolitan cammell

      acorn

  17. NGT6 1315

    Arakawakuyakushomae!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Wobbling jellies on a plate

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Teichmann radsatz

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Sounds painful.

  18. NGT6 1315

    Tuneful Ocarina

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Epona's Song

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Gumtree

    4. 46444

      46444

      The Queen Vic...

  19. NGT6 1315

    The Living Daylights

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Bond?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      A-ha.

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Whoa-oh-oh-oooooooh!

  20. NGT6 1315

    Dreaded veal cutlets, anyone?

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Nut cutlets - in a Vegan restaurant, or Rocky Mountain Oysters?

    3. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      Bolt spaghetti

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I come late to this, but tripe fritters are revolting. The uprising will be ruthlessly supressed, however.

       

       

  21. NGT6 1315

    RIP, Leonard Nimoy.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      RIP, a great actor and a very decent human being too.

    3. Market65

      Market65

      Leonard Nimoy - Mr. Spock - RIP. You will be missed.

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Damn... :-(

  22. NGT6 1315

    If Han Solo's spaceship were used for smuggling wine, would it have to be called the Millennium Flagon?

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    2. great central

      great central

      Did it get weekly visits from the Millenium Dustbin?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      3-2-1

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      It can make the Ketel One in 12 parsecs.

  23. NGT6 1315

    "In the navy / Yes, you can sail the seven seas / In the navy / Yes, you can put your mind at ease / In the navy / Come on now, people, make a stand / In the navy, in the navy..."

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    2. 69843

      69843

    3. steve22

      steve22

      I'm with Ramblin Rich; I always make up daft words to this. And thanks to 1216025 we'll have the blasted tune in our heads all day... aaarrrggghh!!!

    4. AndrewC

      AndrewC

      much better:

  24. NGT6 1315

    Does anyone know the current P&P for chain mail?

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Never mind the chain mail - will they still ship cuirasses?

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Give us a minute and I'll post a link!

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Will they also ship during the sabaton?

  25. NGT6 1315

    "To boldly go where no-one has gone before."

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    2. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      CK has been traumatised by what he saw on his train...he drops it into every thread.. LoL

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      But his trauma hadn't been about droppings as such, IIRC? ;-)

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Just don't go to the dump at the weekend.

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