Claude_Dreyfus

The upgrade includes full resurfacing to give a 6 year maintenance free window as a reward to customers. Patch repairs will be the responsibility of Kier as the main contractor during the road works. You can email Highways England to register your displeasure.

info@highwaysengland.co.uk

"customers" ????

Contempt? Try driving a bus! ;-)

Be ok wrapped in bacon

What animal is the Quorn?

That is from the Hitler Cook Book I presume?

Die Mensch-Maschine.

Fun-fun-fun on the autobahn....

Music non stop...

And a sausage ? Ok then pickled egg on the crisps mmmmm

You know how to give a woman a good date then

What a film

Happy days....and nights !

*sings*

Dirty Ludmilla,

Dreyfus at your feet,

Russian-German socialism cannot be beat!

He has a song in his heart. But the Ludmilla was in fine voice also!

Car 54.......

Moon 44

... criminals nil...

Enjoy!

Meanwhile, in a (Ford) Galaxy, far, far away....

I'm gonna wait until May the forth !

I'm surprised that there aren't replacement buses...

For sheer misery, try the Eastbound A406 NCR from Park Royal to Brent Cross #gridlocked

Its going to be a long, long weekend...

Just click this green button...

Sent all bar a couple of the GDPR or whatever it is called emails unopened into the spam bin...

I cant help but think that this legislation will only send the (annoying) emailers abroad as I, like you lot, have only been asked to re-new by UK based websites. The foreign ones are carrying on regardless and thus will win over uk based spammers. Net result - we all actually "lose" control!

Keep calm and say nowt.

You must speculate to accumulate.

These days, just waking up is the enemy of calm.

Can't he just put the letter "I" on its side instead?

I don't want any of this lateral thinking malarkey. I want it on a plate; I don't want to use my imagination, or apply logic. And if it doesn't do exactly what I want, I want to moan about it on social media.

Just buy the normal spag. and do it in joined up writing

I'm not sure MOTD is **that** stimulating these days...

Depends who's behind the cameras in the studio!

And whether he's eating his crinkly crisps.

Away boarders!

Enjoyable,but none if us are very effective sailors. Being overtaken by swans and mocked by dragon flies...

Remember 45yrs ago rowing on The Serpentine with 2 mates, and finding we had a broken rollock. Got back to the hard in ever decreasing circles

Jumped the lights and got stuck as the barriers came down this morning at Billingshurst. I was on the train which was held up for nearly an hour by it!

Oh dear, That would never happen when I was in the Transport office, all our Drivers were well trained, (pardon the pun).

When I was working on the local heritage line a roadsweeper got stuck underneath on of our barriers, it came down on top of his truck. Was embaressing for him no doubt...

....'cos £600 is what it cost to do the sills on my car last year....

I'd be quite happy with £600.00...alarmingly I'm looking more towards the four figure bracket...

:-O

Interrobang rules ?

Qapla'!

Some people just don't understand:(

Deo volente?

It's probably the Mikado thing - now had it been a Pacific....

Did you consider that Adriana might be a guinea pig herself?

That's it, I'm ending it with her.

I hope she doesn't have a poorly relative like my new girlfriend Eva. It will only cost me 5000 euros for her treatment, but that's ok, I just won on the Nigerian lottery and waiting for the cash to appear in my bank.

Got to go, the group of pikees have just finished laying my drive and want me to drive them up the bank.

Ah, Malaysia. Home of the said fruits. The unmistakeable taste of rotting flesh teamed with garlic...

yum!

Never liked them. As a student working a summer in a Chinese grocery, I handled them daily and could never get used to the smell.

yes and they are really nice people..

I'd say Michael Portillo does...

Met Dave when they filmed here - excellent bloke.

(Chinese New Year today - Year of the horse...)

I'm not a racist...

"I don't know how that got in there. There are no Maori on Craggy Island."

?Kevin

Not 'king bothered meself

Some wag reckoned it was going to be George Michael, due to the length of time it took for him to come out....

Congratulations. Funny but we also took 15 Years to get it done :-)

Thanks chaps... Did the deed abroad, and now fighting jet-lag!

As long as it's only jet lag that you are fighting :-)

Because this is a family forum!

The what?

Cartoon characters from Pixar .

Perhaps if all ten cars are Toyota Prius or something like that.

Prius, eco? Not really. You'd need ten Honda Claritys.

Only if the garage has been filled up by a giant layout!