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  1. My new pet hate. Magazine publishers posting videos on social media of their latest issue being flicked through by a pair of disembodied hands. Not quite as irritatingly pointless as unboxing videos but not far off!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Another reason not to bother with "social media"!

  2. Just occurred to me that the ballast bond glue is just ordinary PVA watered down and put into a posh bottle...

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    2. vaughan45
    3. Phil Parker

      Phil Parker

      Apparently it originates from the construction industry where it used to stabilise full-size embankments.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      I always use watered down industrial pva anyway. Useful in concrete one day and in model building the next!

  3. 'Remember the three 'S's, See it, Shug shoulders, Stuff it...'

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Pardon - what exactly is 'shug'? Is it PC?

    2. dvdlcs

      dvdlcs

      Ask a Scotsman, he'll know 'shug' - big and little.

  4. Why are people suddenly paying ridiculous money for fifty pence coins on EBay all of a sudden?

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      'cos' the pund is dropping through the floor, and they think the 50p will be worth more?

    3. locoholic
    4. locoholic

      locoholic

      Same reason people pay silly money for an 00 gauge Class 45 with sealed beam headlight?

  5. Oh Gawd, another five days of idiotic over the top press coverage and that blooming Three Lions song...

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    2. sem34090

      sem34090

      Hear, Hear Mr Upton!!

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      With all the Abba references yesterday am surprised today's papers (unless I've missed one) don't have the headline 'The Winner Takes It All!'

  6. I hear that ******* Three Lions Song one more time there is going to be much unpleasantness....

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Agga do do do......

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Someone breakout the vuvuzelas!

       

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its ok, England will be coming home this evening!

  7. Was about to order a pair of 'modern image' nameplates for the first time in years until I saw the price!! Are they etched in platinum or something?!?

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      There's probably a licencing fee involved somewhere. (See Hornby and Thomas)

  8. You know you are a parent to a little boy when your PayPal funds are diverted away from a Farish mk1 to buy a Harold the Helicopter...

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      I've got an Ertel Harold, that's probably N scale...

    3. Peter Crawford

      Peter Crawford

      One way that's bound to work is if you get the boy interested in Mk1s.

    4. DCB

      DCB

      Buy him a Gordons coach and later when he's not looking spray it chocolate and cream

       

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Still tat...

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I agree, all Right Royal Wedding memorabilia tends to be that. I've a Chas and Di glass tumbler which is excruciating in its naffness...

    4. bescotbeast

      bescotbeast

      mucho tatto

       

  9. I'm sorry Hornby, you want HOW MUCH for a pack of replacement wheels?!? You are having a Giraffe....

    1. sharris

      sharris

      Are they wheely expensive?

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      They bringing the Giraffe wagon back?

  10. ...is building a load of NGS Vanwide kits and wondering what to do with all the spare roofs...

    1. scottystitch

      scottystitch

      Build two Vannarrows instead of one Vanwide?

  11. Time to start flogging my Hornby A1X Terriers whilst they are still worth something

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Ditto, sell 4, buy 1 or possibly 2

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Nahhhh.... I'm ok with the ones I have.

    3. Lancaster622

      Lancaster622

      Has a new one been announced?

  12. Just succesfully changed the gears on a 35+ year old Farish Class 101. Dead chuffed... :-)

    1. NXEA!

      NXEA!

      That must have been a fiddly job! Well done.

    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Fortunately it was only the ones on the axles that had gone and the replacements were an exact match and fit!

  13. Is there such a thing as an idiots guide to soldering as I am an idiot and I cannot solder for toffee...

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    2. Pteremy

      Pteremy

      Recently rediscovered a series of articles in BRM starting in October 2012. Or there is a good article in the 2nd MRJ compendium (p33-39)

    3. RJS1977
    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Lesson No1.

      Keep it clean, and use 50w min. All else will follow in time.

  14. Has the Trade and Product Zone been deliberately minimised onthe front page or is it my utterly dire Windows phone causing it?

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Indeed its the blooming phone. Utter rubbish it is!

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I don't bother looking on here via the phone. Far too fiddly.

    4. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      Didn't know Wp still existed.

  15. BT OpenReach's so called Super Fast Broadband network is having a nostalgia night tonight, how else do you explain the 14k dialup like performance?

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    2. DCB

      DCB

      We have Gigaclear available here in civilised areas of the Cotswolds 50-1000 MB download.

      Towns still get BT FarmTrack broadband with 2.2 or 0.75 on a badish day

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I take it that's 0.75 bits / minute.

       

      So much for the much-trumpeted high speed broadband for all.

    4. walrus

      walrus

      Is that the Cotswolds that used to contain David Cameron's constituency by any chance?

  16. WHSmiths - redefining utterly useless!!

    1. neal

      neal

      Would you like a chocolate bar to complement your stationery purchase?

    2. Stevethomas6444
  17. I'm sorry? You want HOW MUCH for a Hornby Track Mat? You are having a laugh...

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      It's the larger 6' x 4' one I am looking for but it seems prices north of £15 a pop and more for what is a printed piece of creased paper is now the norm.

    3. Freightliner Class 66

      Freightliner Class 66

      yes that seems alot for one of those

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Do people actually want them?

  18. It still amazes in this day and age that there are still people being in employed in customer service roles who when the chips are down are about as useful as a concrete parachute...

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Unfortunately my car insurers seem to be stuffed full of them

    3. Fireline

      Fireline

      You pay minimum wage, you get minimum effort.

    4. Skinnylinny

      Skinnylinny

      Fireline: I've always been of the opinion that any employer offering minimum wage (no matter how menial the work) is saying "I would pay you even less if I legally could!"

  19. Seriously considering respraying my Dapol Class 27's as that insipid greenshish shade of rail blue is starting to annoy me now...

    1. No Decorum

      No Decorum

      Thank heaven Dapol got sorted out before launching the 68s!

  20. Hello? Is that Ebay's Department of Pointless Web Redesign please? I would like to speak to your Head Imbecile please....

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    2. DavidLong

      DavidLong

      They have to find something to do for all the 'systems development technicians' that they employ. The expression 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' is unknown to them.

    3. No Decorum

      No Decorum

      If it ain’t broke, break it?

    4. thaddeus
  21. Why are so many people incapable of using any capital letters or punctuation in their address on Ebay?

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    2. DCB

      DCB

      They cant spel or puncturate proper eifer half on them. Dunno wat the worls cunning too.

    3. Ed-farms

      Ed-farms

      Becasue they use capitals and non letters in the title e.g "L@@K"

    4. NXEA!

      NXEA!

      Or when they don't put a space between the two parts of the postcode. Probably the only thing about grammar etc that I find annoying.

  22. Any particular reason why the Internet is so slow tonight?

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It even affected Freesat, so intermittent telly during the News at Ten!

    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      It's been taken over by Southern?

    3. Danemouth

      Danemouth

      The wet string it runs on has dried out?

  23. My 313 is broken...

    1. 6892 Oakhill Grange

      6892 Oakhill Grange

      In the tunnel or in the daylight OR are you taking about a model.

    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Genuine article, had to turf everyone off before Trevor my driver limped it back to Brighton and brought back a fresh one. If anyone was looking for 313207 for haulage today they were out of luck!

  24. I will never buy another tinlet of Humbrol's utterly poor quality product ever again!!!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They're probably mucking about with the formulation.

    3. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      Perhaps 'elf an safety have had a go . . .

    4. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      I use AV Vallejo and Tamiya Acrylics when thinned and easy to use with a brush.

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