John M Upton

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My Christmas Radio times has now expired, so do I stick it in the recycling or keep it and reuse it next Christmas when they wheel out the same tired old tat?

My Christmas Radio times has now expired, so do I stick it in the recycling or keep it and reuse it next Christmas when they wheel out the same dire selection of tired old tat?

My Christmas/New Year Radio times has now expired. So, do I stick it in the recycling or keep it and reuse it next Christmas when they wheel out the same dire selection of tired old tat as they did this time?

My Christmas/New Year Radio times has now expired. So, do I stick it in the recycling or keep it and reuse it next Christmas when they wheel out the same dire selection of tired old tat as they did this time?

My Sturgeon has gone a bit wonky. I shall announce that to my work colleagues later and see who understands it!!!

Ah, a Large Logo Class 56 at last but

Fed up to the back teeth with Christmas, roll on Boxing Day!!!

Staff Christmas Doo tomorrow night. Really not looking forward to it to be honest...

Is it just me or does anyone else have one of those boxed kits near their workbench that every so often I open the lid of the box, become overwealmed by the daunting sight of the parts contained therein and decides to pu off starting it, repeating said procedure ad nausem every few weeks?

The Royal Mail - How does such a useless and frankly utterly incompetent organisation stay in business?!?

The lazy Postie finally turns up at 17:05, sneaks up to my door without knocking or ringing the bell and delivers a 'We tried to deliver...' red card that has the delivery time as 11:03!! Cheeky lazy useless....

It's not even two o'clock and its almost dark outside already!!!

Nice to see the BBC bang up to date - an advert for their new Radio I-Player with mk 1 and mk 2 blue/grey coaches with NSE seat covers!!!

The question that sooner or later all single men living on their own must face - do I make an effort to clean the inside of my Microwave oven or do I just pop down to Tesco and buy a new one?

Railmatch paint, especially any shade of yellow is utter crap

Just placed my first ever order for sheets of plasticard. An evil and devious plan begins...

Just tried to work out the mysterious world of Trade Union voting procedures and then my brain imploded...

Maybe it is just me but I am finding that there is something strangely theraputic about building wagon kits at 2:30 in the morning...

Completely stumped as to why threads about Bachmann items are being moved out of the Bachmann section which is the one place where they should be. What on Earth is going on?!?

Just taken delivery of a Base Toys Duple Dominant coach model and wow!! One of the worst (not even) die cast model buses I have seen in over twenty years!!!!

I am probably showing my inner anorak by admitting that I can identify every single type and operator livery of every bus that keeps passing in the background on the BBC Olympics coverage...

My Freeview box just went up in a puff of smoke - literally!! Time for a trip to Tesco for a new telly by the looks of it...

You know you are getting old when after a conversation, you have to Google half the things the others involved said in order to work out what the hell they were going on about...

It must be the height of summer, it is raining horizontally outside and I have just been invited to the works Christmas party!!!