Stubby47

It was originally titles 'Horny Models...', Andy locked it before I could post a suitably smart-alec response.

Especially the LMS NCC :-)

As long as there was drinking afterwards

No, but one does wonder how you came across it.

A likely story...."Saving the World one toilet at a time

As many as that?

That's just so wrong

Just think of the possibilities. DCC control - spray annoying rivet-counters, self-appointed experts and smelly herberts with one push of a button!

How long before someone trots out some stuff about being "flushed with success"?

Hang on … that was thought #1. Thought #2 is that I'm in no rush to find out - so I don't think I'll bother asking.

You wont regret it I've never looked back.

Yep, pressie to myself - thanks, looking forward to making lots of bits of square plastic...

Now ordered

What scale are you modelling it too ?

1:1

So is it workbenches all the way down, like some malevolent illusion. only one has the real model that's taken two months to build.

Hope ya don't get slated for it !

I thought that was a method of removing chandeliers...

Aussie's do foreplay?

Nope, this is for the Starcross Pump House...

Interesting collection of bits! Already racking my single brain cell to work out an engineering combination for production of said esoteric brickwork!

Brunel had an easier task...just gave the local brickworks a sketch and an order for a couple of hundred bricks.

A length of drain pipe with a slot in it and a vacuum cleaner?

so what scale you going to model that in then ?

Oh! Don't please I've just got up n it's far too hot ! Ok if I must.....coming Jamie !

No wonder you were sweating at the Barnstaple show !!!!

I wish we eloped.

It was a teenage wedding

And the old folks wished 'em well....

On a positive, if you combined the two you wouldn't have to worry about the cake.

Excellent stuff - thanks for doing those Stu!

An innocent abroad! Can you get me a copy of Big Jugs? I adore Clarice Cliffe!

A quart in each one, matey?! ;-)

"Yes your worship; before that policeman interrupted: the kind lady on the corner, had just offered to take me home and show me her layout" :-)

Wall papering....

Whats that?

Wall papering is like like covering card in printed brick-paper, only on a bigger scale... Similar skills needed too.

The last time I hung wall paper was when my ex was pregnant with my now 16 year old!

If I remember right there are drawings in the great western way book.

Have you seen GWR Halts, Vols 1 & 2, Stu?

Is that Volume 1 & 2 in a series of 27 by Water Fowl publications, at a cost of £47.99 per volume?

You have a PM about another matter!

Have something to eat instead!

I formed the tunnel lining instead. (Must remember to bring the dropper tomorrow...)

I've still got the headache

Shall we have a whip round for some diodes?

Some WD40 will be fine - get a grip #4

Apparently, we're going for a walk...

She's going to show you a nice bit of countryside scenery as inspiration for your next layout.

Await further instructions!

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Many congrats...37yrs in and she is finally coming round I think...she's actually looking forward to a visit Gwili Rly with grandson tomorrow

Well done Stu - but you do need to give it time for her to adjust.

Give it time mate...................