Tim V

We need another bank holiday - how about Thanksgiving day?

The UK is the 53 state.

Don't worry it has spread to Australia too.... stuff it I'm at home and I am staying here!

What's with the Bullingdon Club's fascination with pigs?

They have a Boars Head at Christmas?

Did BoJo attend? He loves Peppa. 

...sitting in a tin can, far above the world...

I noticed the Satnav had the HHGTTG upgrade, with the friendly home screen...

It isn't really going far or even anywhere at all. On a good day Mars is only 54.6 million kilometres away but space is infinitely big and 54.6M/infinity is zero so it's still where it started from.

Totally agree CK !

CK. Is that the place up above Slice?

Somewhere north of Watford, I am led to believe.

Burn only renewables unless personal security is involved.

I plays trains not politics.

Who on Earth would want to shred busts? oO

These need burning for starters:

http://thedromomaniac.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/uglybusts.jpg

I failed hazard perception until I learned to count to 3 after seeing the hazard before responding. The test is a total waste of time.

Oh I don't know at least we've established you can count to three

The whole point is to get people thinking about potential hazard situations and driving accordingly. Sadly, too many just get the licence and forget the lot in my experience.

Bottle, glass, glass, bottle.

What did the bottle contain?

How Big was My Bottle, said the poet.

„The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind… the year the Great War came upon us all. This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5.“ :-D

Oh no, please don't.

Wrong year NGT6, 2258 at present!

25 quid, then.

You'll be serenading her in Linley Lane then?

Come on Tim - get the beers in, quit holding us in suspenders

You said it!

Is this a new definition of taking the P**s

Is this a new definition of taking the P**s

My spill chucker's working ok so it isn't me

I can live with some poor spelling , what I hate is the ' wrong ' spelling .As in breaks instead of brakes .

Suprisingly yes

Sometimes :-D

Quod erat demonstrandum

You really know how to live on the edge...of divorce

My colleague can assist with that if it all gets too much ;-)

Thanks guys, wife full of apologies...

I enjoyed a spirited exchange of views recently on the subject of salt & vinegar sweet potato crisps.

Could be worse - cheese and onion peanuts?

Big D dry roasted peanuts, sooooo good. Wishing I had bought more home while in the UK. 99p for a big bag at the CO-OP.

Sorry Captain but IIRC it's Kenneth Williams on 'Round The Horn'

Rambling Sid Rumpo (aka Kenneth Williams) me dearie-O

knowledge is power!

Wots this 'bout milking sheep?

I will never become a slave to the Apple products over priced and Samsung has had the technology for years before Apple

I'm with LBRJ on this one.

the ticket becomes invalid. You can also be prosecuted for the offences of Dangerous cycling, Careless, and inconsiderate, cycling, and Cycling when under influence of drink or drugs! As for trying to enforce some of these though, it can be difficult when say your in a built up area with plenty of alleyways and in a car. But there are the legislations out there though. These might interest you:www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1988/52/part/I/crossheading/cycling-offences-and-cycle-racing

A stick through the spokes should slow it down....

So it's not 30, as some cyclists seem to think?

Mince pies in the Co-op of Helmsley in North Yorkshire yesterday!

Already got Gravitas Junior’s Lego advent calendar. If you don’t get it now, they are all sold out...

Fantastic, it's Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed.

Alexa, open the f@@king doors

That skill is not available Dave.

I‘m sorry, Dave, I did not understand what you said.

Fraid in butter or lard ?

It can only be attributable to human error.

Fish and chips

For some reason, I'm reminded of a train journey home from work some years back.

I was talking to an English teacher - and commented that she probably wasn't too keen on some of the words used by some of her pupils.

Her reply was telling - an evil grin, plus a comment: "At least I know how to SPELL them!"

Can't argue with that.

Sorry - ill try harder!

Watts thu bigprobalum?

Poor radiators. Murdered from behind.

Not got any - warm air heating is great!

The saga continues...

should have ducked

I'm beaming with delight :-D

Two percussionists fell off a cliff.

b-doom, tsh...

7/8lb sausages, and don't do it. Any advantages brought by sky (or virgin or any other) are quickly nullified by a lack of interest in celebrity driven "yoof" telly.

I remember when I tried Sky. Instead of five channels of terrestrial crap, I suddenly had a choice of over 400 channels of satellite crap.

No you end up with emails saying how much you can save with this that and the other.

Plus when you phone them up you get a text asking to do a flameing questionnaire every bleeding time.

It's the laziness of modern society.

There are some who feel they are above advice and merely label those helping as "interfering know-it-alls" - these are the people who actually need the advice more than anyone.

Instant gratification. The bane of Eforum land.