Brinkly

Don't you worry, we still have the airfield at Hanger down! We'll see off your airstrikes with Spitfires and Hurricanes!

We'll fight 'em on the beaches!

This is now starting to remind me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...;-)

Zulu Dawn and the words of Bob Hoskins, '... Fire, rear rank present, Fire, both ranks RETREAT!'

Is this a record for number of comments?

If we keep putting comments up, it probably will be!

#cue trumpet# 'If you wannabe a record breaker...'

Do villains have tea? And would that tea be Brooke Bond?

Nick Brinkly is..... 007! aka 'Goldflange'....;-)

lol Goldflange! The man with the P4 gauge!

You look a Royal what though? :-P

Oooooh, sounds like it's worth me popping down town! :-D

@Craig - if her parents had gnomes in the garden it was probably a good thing he screwed up at that point.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.' 'Yes, this is my second life.' You only live Twice Mr Bond!' Love that paragraph!

"You Only Live Twice or so it seems,

One life for yourself

and one for your dreams...."

"Diamonds are forever" was my first in the Newport cinema. "Sorry ol' boy one of us appears to smell like a ta*t..."

Now if you had said revolutionary........

its all world domination to me.

Excellent! Now we just need to find a volcano base and we will be sorted! ;-)

Might be enough to get me to pull my finger out and send off my renewal....

and how much would you pay to see (enter your favourite club here) for 90 minutes of entertainment.

Quality has its price.

Take one's own inflatable cushion

Which ever way you look at it, they are abominations.

Are you on the way back, yet? (preferably by 159 from Waterloo?).

See Tim your still thinking small, I was infact planning to become King of the British Empire before WW1!

Oh, you want to be Empress of India, then?!

No more Edward VII, everyone knows he was King after Vicky!

Will the parents get fined now for taking their kids out of school during term time?

Torbay is reckoned to be a holiday destination !

Not sure Stubby - Some certainly should as they lived 100 yards away from school!!

DonB - Lol!

Think I may steal some of these comments for my reports!

Whatever happened to blackboard rubbers being thrown at them, always seemed to grab the lazy little bu##ers attention when I was at skool !

Probably "strenglich verboten" these days - haven't you heard - wasters always seem to have "human rights", even if everyone else doesn't.

After all, you know the reason corporal punishment was banned in schools? They ended up with some kids who were allowed to be disciplined and some who were not.

I suspect the ones who needed sorting out were in the "can't touch me" group.

Really chuckled at the play on words! Well done chaps! :-)

Being an extra in a Game of Thrones brothel scene....

Building wagons with help from ###### Galore?

Are Q's inventions in the film in-SPECTRE Gadgets?

I shall wait until the DVD is

Anyone notice the glaring plot error!?

I'll stick with what I've got then - XP Pro...

Where has Windows 8 gone, then?

I am sticking with windows 7. Thank you very much.

We have had no official word from Ofsted! Some rumours, but nothing firm!

I've been told this morning should I be in as I'm asthmatic! lol 

Re work, yeah the amount I've been sending home has steadily increased of late! At least I don't have to mark it though! Light at the end of the tunnel! 

By day 3, the reality of home schooling is becoming apparent. Eldest daughter lying on the floor, youngest running around the street trying to hit her friends with pool noodles! 

As suspected then!

BTW friend is now self-isolating as one of the children has reported in with a temperature.

I sense that if anyone puts just one of those under your nose, the slightly ajar door could be well and truly pushed open!

Honestly chaps, it isn't good!!

Boscarne Junction in O guage... Need to stop this!

No keep looking you'll get the hang / bug I promise !

The Churchward 45xx is available from Phoenix paints. Or at least it's showing in stock on the website.

Thanks Mike, I have seen the link to the Churchward kit.

Ourobus - the NHS staff are simply amazing and the crap you put up with simply isn't fair. I really can't thank you all enough. Stay safe and keep well. Kind regards.

Cheers guys.  The local priest came to bless our place of work yesterday.  That brought some mixed emotions.  Given the circumstances, some felt it more like we were being read the last rites and got very upset.  But we carry on and with God's blessings, we'll come out the other side.  Each week that goes by is one week closer to getting on top of it.

I heard the phrase something like "There is and end to this..." this morning. I believe it is the title of a book about very tough events to be dealt with and the author was talking on Radio 2 to Kate Botley and Jason Mohammed at about 8 this morning. She was lovely and calm and measured. Quite inspirational. Stay safe you all.

Phil

Lol - still raining cats and dogs!

Presumably the RSPCA are being kept busy.

My fat uncle had a Datsun that spat out some cogs once!

How utterly drole. I rather like my Peugeot.

I'm waiting to see how a Peugot steak will compare to my local butcher's.

There are other makes of car that ought to be cut up for scrap immediately...

...moments of clarity?

That's a lot of Ultrascales!

I say, I say, I say - how many 45XXs does it take to change a light bulb?...

Fortunately, I haven't got any blue teeth

But the only way they update is by conecting them to a laptop. Just had devils own job updating the software in my Iphone. Thank god it just died.

I love the ipad mini, using it right now, quick and easy to use.

in P4 of course!

of course

A flexible period from late Nationalisation to early privatisation!

2 1/2 weeks 'til we're trapped at home as the traffic grinds to a halt outside....

Home is often the best place to be in this part of the country, at this time of year...

There's a perverse joy in walking 1/2 mile to the local shop, walking back & seeing the same cars still there!

Appalled at the use of asterisks?! Just as well I didn't say what I really think of the programme then!

I'm still shocked Tim that you would use such language! ;-)

To know me is to be shocked...:-p