Brinkly

What Brinkly needs is for this poor benighted country to go back to the early 1970s, when there really was a three-day weekend....

Or indeed a 3-day week with 4-day weekends, I remember it well! Nightmare trying to operate a process that required 24 continuous production!

hahah! Yeah Tim hours and minutes are always a place for confusion! 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, but 24 hours in a day, explain that to a 4 yearold before you even go down the route of 1/4, 1/2 and 1/4 too!

Whoa there, Horse - calm down!! I know our Brinkly has been described as a handsome fellow, but I wouldn't go quite so far as to describe him as a 'fine-lookin' woman'...!!

Well only at DRAG captain! Hahah!

I aint got fortyyyyyyy acres, just two at the mo. It comes of running 6 miles!

Thanks for that Tim! I'm sure she would be delighted to come! ;-)

Happy birthday mate. Enjoy the rest of the day

Just ask her not to bring any ginger cake!

By the way, did you know that all your responses to these thingeys are coming up twice at the moment?

How much time have you got? :-)

Haha The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and the Self Governing Province of Denmark! ;-)

Something like that, yes :-)

East German national anthem downloaded, plus Soviet one just in case....

Is Corbyn attending Horse!? Do I need red coaching stock?!

You can have it in any colour you like, so long as it's red.

Stockwell.

Stop throwing those bloody spears at me!

WHITE ROSE!!!!

CK: Re first comment no, but did consider it! Re second post, no, and yes!

Tim: LOL

Yes, it must be party, party, party all the time at Brinkly Towers!

Some of the teachers in the school that backs on to our house should be in a lunatic asylum, let alone the pupils.

I had a maths teacher who was an alcoholic.

I wish to protest on behalf of all my fellow lunatics about the the lowering of the standard at which our status is defined, besides its crammed enough in here without gratuitous infiltration.

Hopefully, the Borthwick/Gustard partnership are the intended succession

Not from a Welsh point of view!!

Good game on Friday!

"Blubberhouses"...'Cote de....'Can be bleak up there in winter

I ended up with Scaramanga. If I got a million a shot I might be able to afford DCC sound...

Oh dear "Auric Goldfinger"

Goldfinger!

I use the Barons method. I always work from the Vee outwards too. As 3-Link says, first time is never perfect, but it's very rewarding when you do get it right!!!

Always good to have a proper turnout

Thanks guys.

More like Tin Tin , woops sorry, he was Belgian

What's occurring?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke!!

I think SCALEFOUR sounds quite evil, perhaps that's why I joined!? ;-P

May I suggest SHADO?

Erm gauge: The gauge for the undecided.

Best not to ask what it cost to make - Alan Yentob gets very upset if you ask searching questions.

Are they competing with Tesco now?

Hairy Bikers Pea Soup

After dinner speech anyone?

Superb !

Seems they might also have been late getting there.

I wonder if any of them were feeling hungry?

(On second thoughts, probably best not to ask that ... .)

My missus said that they might have a new show on Netflix. Hope this is true but not Netflix

Don't forget them sausages.

Sausage pie may be a good compromise in the ages-old battle between the battalions of sausages and the pork pie army

Baaaaah! The pork chops will see us through!

My name is Bond. James Bond.

skyfall

One slice or two, Sir?

This might help. http://www.minershallmuseum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/axehammer.jpg

I've not had any problems with Firefox for a long time, I now use Sausagemail as my browser

No sorry mines been fine all day

Haha, now you see I forgot to tell you that I am a time traveler! Edit for above 2012!

Have one on me

Model ones, I take it? Yes please. Wagons roll...

is the pope catholic !

Does a bear...

And to think that these characters are going to be at the Taunton event in April !!!

Should be fun!

Ooh arrr, m'ansome!

And we're all quite sane, got Doctors s'tifikate to prove it an' all!!

We have my hansom! ;-)

A schoolful of deaf children singing sounds even worst!

lol Welly that is funny!

We had a teacher who used to drown out our voices with his electric guitar - hated him for that!

Yes, I bet it is rather nice! Dad makes home made tomato chutney that is rather nice, but it's all gone!

If you have to buy it, Baxter's Victorian is pretty good.

Home made as Paul said is the best by a mile, but I'll settle for Baxter's if nothing else is about!

haha ;-) I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request!

Presumably you can now go through a long-winded and complicated process to claim your expenses back?....

(did you let the kids choose their own books?)...:-p

Oh no the joys of the education world, if you want it, buy it yourself!

Vorsicht finger in Tür!

What ya mean? It's how it punishes me if I ignore the sat nav :-p

OK then, what if it was a Honda? :-P