Barry O

So it wasn't Barry dropping his wallet then?

More likely Boris passing wind near a naked flame

Support tanker from Brize still race tracking in the refuelling area between Humber & Tees. Bet the crews bored.

It's a bit smoggy here in Beijing.

Maybe the thread is the wrong gauge or even metric and thus, must be eliminated at once?

BA6 if you ask me.

It only needs one ...

who needs sleep anyway....

don't you just hate it when your biogel packs leak.

It was my understanding that ladies' matches are noticeably more aggressive than the men's! Ever watched women's rugby? :-O

Played in Boys vs. girls Hockey match last day at school.

Still have the scars!

Done this a few times; you need to allow for double and treble bounces before ball reaches the batsman

Been found... fell into my colleagues car footwell. Now pumping rain water out of our front garden

Have you looked in TheSoutherner's washing machine?

it's not in my pantry or beverage of delights cupboard, sorry.

one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small ...

But the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.

Go ask Alice . . . .

Many sympathies.

Get well soon Baz - hope it doesn't spoil your weekend trip south.

Ta for the support... eye drops plus eye bathing plus beer and a curry should sort it!

It's all about Great Britain WINNING YEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These explanations just keep going round in my head.

20 points for lapping the rest of the field plus up to five points depending on position in each sprint section, plus the points accrued in earlier events.

Pinch and a Punch

Embryonic Journey, man...

Green Gnomes

Ta very much..

All I need now are some 20mm Drivers.. doh! not in the box so where did I put them??

have you finished all the other projects ?

80 mph on a tea tray. Yesss!!!

I don't think any of us could squeeze into one of those skin tight suits though!

mike delamar - those tablets are affecting you!

Green tea!

Amber Nectar

We did this last month...

I think it has a perfectly good pinching action, I thought you'd cavail at the lack of punching.

Perhaps a "pinch and a poke" then to cover all the bases?

just stick with White Rabbits ..

If you were to cook this on a popular Greek holiday island, would it be called chilli con crete?

Oh Horse, you are so drole........

I thought he said MICE....

Must be a riveting exercise...

One, Two, Three, Four...

Yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I could never line up the holes in those defenders with my eyes anyway.

You need two to cover your ears

Hope the ball was ok and didn't end up out of shape

Flick and a kick for being so quick

White Snow!

Going as quick as it came.

while I worked in a European project the UK won a court case at the ECJ (the one everyone hates) to stop the UK team members being paid Euratom wages....

Where I live, the Tory MP has said this is going to be the saviour of our area...thousands of jobs etc!

BY the time it ever happens all these thing will be operated by Robots and A1. Even the Cleaners!

A sad day indeed. One of my last jobs at Culham was dismantling DITE. We all got made redundant not long after. 

Horden? What about us up North?

Not sure about those past Easington..do they still have ice cream?

Why I . . Jobes's still going I Think. . .

Alice was living next door...

Take the blue pill - or was it the red one? Anyway take one and report back

I don't know either way but I was told by my mum it was only 'white rabbits' if there wasn't an 'r' in the month. Otherwise it was simply 'rabbits'.

He was Master of the Germans, wasn't he?

Obey!

They are a band from Leeds and are just fantastic live.

How do you scan a snore?

With a Decibel meter!

apparently by the magnetic resonance of my breathing(!)

Worse when you Wife "puts it safe"

I don

Just needed to measure a speaker resistance- her indoors says "no knowledge"....

Well mate, I have no idea what you need to be careful about but I've given up dairy and gluten as far as possible and what a difference that is making after years of suffering.

No its a diabetes thing....

Ah, however that's controllable if a little annoying. ATB, P

I haven't got the kit yet - many thanks for the offer I might need to take it up

Step 1: Open box...

Good luck with the build though. Should be a good one.

Go hybrid!