Obi-Jiff Kenobi
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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Is it a bit like saying Stalin was easily upset by poor performance?
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Must be Paul McCatney.
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I once saw written on a van: No dogs - or fat birds.
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And is your name Anthea?
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If you're of a nervous disposition, look away now: I mean now: Alright, you've had your warnings: I mean it: No, really: Last chance: Right, here goes: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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I had another dog, one with legs. Every day we'd go for a tramp in the woods. The tramp got pretty fed up with it.
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He must come from Barcelona. Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'll love it, fantastic place, they've got dogs with no noses! You can make that joke all day and it is still funny.
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I once had a dog with no legs. I called him Woodbine, and every morning I'd take him out for a drag.
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I'm really looking for'ard to 19th September - International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrgghh!
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What's a pirate's favourite vegetable? Aaarrgghhhtichoke!
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Being pedantic, the Royal Navy doesn’t have an Atlantic fleet either, but the US Navy does.
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I wouldn’t know about that, sir.
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Nice.
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What did the Dalek say when his alarm clock failed to go off? ”Extremely late!”
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What does the Dalek beautician say? Exfoliate!
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What’s the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman? One’s a hollow cylinder, the other’s a silly Hollander!
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Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
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He’s a liar, and I’m not sure about you...
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The Quirky Poll 2020
Obi-Jiff Kenobi replied to BMacdermott's topic in Modelling musings & miscellany
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Just heard on the news that apathy can be an early sign of dementia, but I couldn’t care less...
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Now I know what’s happening on the other end of the phone when I ring the I.T. Department.
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The boy stood on the burning deck, His feet covered in blisters, The flames had burned his knickers off, So he had to wear his sister's.
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Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white and wavy, She served it up with some mint sauce, Potatoes, peas and gravy.
