Obi-Jiff Kenobi
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Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrgghh!
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What's a pirate's favourite vegetable? Aaarrgghhhtichoke!
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Being pedantic, the Royal Navy doesn’t have an Atlantic fleet either, but the US Navy does.
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I wouldn’t know about that, sir.
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Nice.
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What did the Dalek say when his alarm clock failed to go off? ”Extremely late!”
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What does the Dalek beautician say? Exfoliate!
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What’s the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman? One’s a hollow cylinder, the other’s a silly Hollander!
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Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
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He’s a liar, and I’m not sure about you...
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The Quirky Poll 2020
Obi-Jiff Kenobi replied to BMacdermott's topic in Modelling musings & miscellany
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Just heard on the news that apathy can be an early sign of dementia, but I couldn’t care less...
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Now I know what’s happening on the other end of the phone when I ring the I.T. Department.
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The boy stood on the burning deck, His feet covered in blisters, The flames had burned his knickers off, So he had to wear his sister's.
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Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white and wavy, She served it up with some mint sauce, Potatoes, peas and gravy.
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An oldie (very oldie) but goodie: She stood on the bridge at midnight, Her lips were all a-quiver, She gave a cough, Her leg fell off, And floated down the river.
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In Italy, it's what's known as an innuendo.
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What swings through the cake shop and yodels? Tarzipan.
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I'm still recovering from that!
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I've seen his Crinkly Bottom.
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That comment surely deserves a chilly reception...
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These last few jokes haven't made me laugh...
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I think it's what's called bat-s*** crazy!
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It’s so lifelike, even down to the tiny hands!
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I never take a sh... I prefer to give them away.
