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    A man goes into a pub and says “Pint please, and a packet of helicopter crisps.” The barman replies “Sorry sir, we only have plain.”
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    Some of the debates on RMWeb can be...
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    "Pieces of 8F."
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    That's assuming his feet don't go all the way to the ends.
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    Don't forget: Needles and Pinza - The Searchers
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    I often see little difference between the three...
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    By all accounts, at least they tried to do something a little different with it, unlike the shot-for-shot remake of Psycho that has to be the most pointless film remake ever.
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    I watched the proper The Italian Job at the weekend. I've never bothered with the remake, and never shall, because you can't improve on perfection.
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    What's wrong with Oliver Postgate? Apart from him being dead, obviously.
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    I thought we were...
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    Where do I sign up? All together now: psst-kof, psst-kof, psst-kof...
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    Didn’t they all have to be named Bobby?
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    On Farcebook there are people who believe the earth is flat.
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    Spring has sprung, The grass is ris, I wonder where The birdies is.
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    Already done. Now I’ve got to save up for ‘em, and there’s no chance of overtime!
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    I am shaking with anticipation!
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    Two people talking down the pub... A: Ken Dodd died today. B: Did 'e? A: No, Doddy.
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    When it comes to people, life really is like a box of chocolates: all the good ones go first, and every one that’s left is nuts.
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    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
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    I’d love decent models in any scale of Genevieve, and Ambrose’s Spyker. If only they could be made to work on the Faller car system... Before I drift off topic, my thoughts on the duplication of Lion are that, civil service pay allowing, I’d ideally get Hornby’s Lion, preferably in a Rocket-style pack with coaches, and Rapido’s Thunderbolt, complete with rolling stock to recreate the climax of the film.
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    Wow, talk about thread drift!
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    Reminds me of Stu Francis: “Ooh, I could bend a paperclip.”
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    Ambitious. Whatever your scale, that's going to be a large model!
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    Well, you wait ages for one bus, then three come along at once!
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    If a sub is close enough to see it through a periscope, it's too late to worry about what it looks like!
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