Obi-Jiff Kenobi
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They can take our shirts, but they cannae take our freedom!
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Looks a lot like me...
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I thought it was the day Marathon became Snickers...
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I’ve told you once.
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Perhaps they're posts from people who identify as being in the UK.
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I'm much too young and innocent to know what you mean.
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Mary had a little pig She could not stop it gruntin' She took it up the garden path And kicked its little rump in Big seven!
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The England team were the guardians of sport and fair play in the old republic, before the dark times; before the Italians.
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Mary had a giant lamb It really was enormous She wished she had a smaller pet Like a hamster or a dormous
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Mary had a little cat, She fed him hake and pollocks; One day he bit her finger, So she kicked him in the backside.
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The Dave Clark Five used to feel Glad all over.
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Er, ten past ten, sir!
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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Good old Angus McCoatup!
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What's a Scotsman's favourite dessert? . . . . . . . . . Tartan custard.
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Watch yourself - this place can be a little rough.
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Home Depot - you won't find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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The Force is strong with this one.
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Imagine the look on the Duchess's face if it was a skunk.
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I like train's, but I don't have fond memory's of British Rails sandwich's.
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I'll wait for the reprint - I've heard this version is peppered with errors.
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Very tempting, especially the sound fitted one. I’ve got a real soft spot for gas turbine-powered vehicles that aren’t aircraft (Rover-BRM, Lotus 56, etc). I could have it delivered to work, then sneak it into the house under my coat. Would have to be a big coat though...
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If Ray Reardon had taken up cricket instead of snooker, would he have used a vampire bat?
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A man goes into a pub and says “Pint please, and a packet of helicopter crisps.” The barman replies “Sorry sir, we only have plain.”
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Some of the debates on RMWeb can be...
