describe your favourite film in the most boring way posible

[Hroth]

Violent crime in 30s Brighton.

 

 

 

 

[AndyB]

Concierge recovers mislaid pension fund.

[Iain Popplewell]

Brother and sister go for a long walk in Australia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Ok I know I never mentioned the swimming in the lake, but it's meant to sound boring.)

[PatB]

Man is almost late to make speech. 

[Rugd1022]

Little old lady gets the better of inept crims just outside Kings X.

[The Johnster]

Film ruined by John Wayne’s only line. 
 

(Terooly, this mayun wuzza sunna gad).

[The Johnster]

2 hours ago, Steamport Southport said:

Terrorists blow up nearly completed space station.

Twice.  

[The Johnster]

Clint almost orders the wrong number of coffins.  
 

Bunch of ladsmake a song and dance over WW1 on Brighton pier.  

[Stubby47]

Schoolgirls cause terror on LMR

[Ian Morgan]

Girl makes a big mess on a potter's wheel.

 

[Gibbo675]

A girl, a dog and archetypes of the public that represent, no brains, no soul and no courage that do songs and dances along a road in an allegory about those that pull the levers of society and monetary standards.

 

(Weirdly contemporary except for a bad dose of the flu !)

[34theletterbetweenB&D]

Bullied girl walks out

[Joseph_Pestell]

11 minutes ago, 34theletterbetweenB&D said:

Bullied girl walks out

 

Did she not like the boxpok wheels?

[34theletterbetweenB&D]

1 minute ago, Joseph_Pestell said:

Did she not like the boxpok wheels?

I wrote and meant bullied not Bulleid. Think runway.

[Joseph_Pestell]

I am struggling with a lot of these. Must be a lot of films that I have not seen.

[Coppercap]

Man does up old car. Tells a story to his kids on day out. Car flies them home.

[Joseph_Pestell]

2 minutes ago, 34theletterbetweenB&D said:

I wrote and meant bullied not Bulleid. Think runway.

 

It was a joke!

[Gibbo675]

2 minutes ago, Joseph_Pestell said:

I am struggling with a lot of these. Must be a lot of films that I have not seen.

There seems to be a slight misunderstanding between the terms, describe and cryptic clue in certain cases.

[34theletterbetweenB&D]

5 minutes ago, Joseph_Pestell said:

It was a joke!

I realise that, I was taking the opportunity of joking about someone else' complaint around eid/ied up thread.

7 minutes ago, Joseph_Pestell said:

I am struggling with a lot of these. Must be a lot of films that I have not seen.

Try this.

Computer programme writes a version of itself.

Edited July 8, 2020 by 34theletterbetweenB&D
to correct germane spelling

[robert17649]

10 hours ago, Joseph_Pestell said:

Poirot is innocent, OK.

so is Bill Stickers

 

[peanuts]

5 hours ago, Steamport Southport said:

Terrorists blow up nearly completed space station.

then terrorist leaders are captured and imprisoned 

[peanuts]

cop comes out of retirement to shoot robots has sex with robot the end 

 

[iL Dottore]

PART 1

Sadistic management representative in green bullies fat boy into shape, fat boy shoots management representative and self.
PART 2

Disney loving armed “yoof” lay waste to South East Asian country.

 

[Phil Bullock]

Shirley, Roger, Clarence and Victor have fun Boeing nowhere....

[peanuts]

1 minute ago, iL Dottore said:

PART 1

Sadistic management representative in green bullies fat boy into shape, fat boy shoots management representative and self.
PART 2

Disney loving armed “yoof” lay waste to South East Asian country.

 

part 2 

Disney loving armed “yoof” lay waste to South East Asian Country     the isle of dogs !