describe your favourite film in the most boring way posible

[rovex]

11 hours ago, F-UnitMad said:

Men in white suits protect the Universe from the scum of Planet Earth.

 

Actually that's not a film, but would be my more likely & realistic version of an existing one. The best proof of intelligent life in the galaxy is that none of it has tried to contact us.

 

"And pray there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,

Because there's b....r all down here on Earth"

The Meaning of Life, Monty Python

Edited July 28, 2020 by rovex

[John M Upton]

Angry bearded neat whisky drinking cat loving man who is pretending not to be James Bond, complains about donning a vermillion wet suit at night in order to stop a Psycho from blowing up a couple of North Sea oil rigs....

[F-UnitMad]

47 minutes ago, rovex said:

 

"And pray there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,

Because there's b....r all down here on Earth"

The Meaning of Life, Monty Python

I was quoting from a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon, rather than Monty Python, but the sentiment is about the same.

[Hilux5972]

Ship sails all shiny and new, hits an ice berg and sinks, huge loss of life Blah blah

[Metr0Land]

Fuehrer rages in his bunker, becomes internet meme.

[Hroth]

3 minutes ago, Metr0Land said:

Fuehrer rages in his bunker, becomes internet meme.

 

If we're going there....

 

 

[simontaylor484]

59 minutes ago, Metr0Land said:

Fuehrer rages in his bunker, becomes internet meme.

Fegerlein,Fegerlein

 

Some of the parodies are more memorable than the actual film I remember seeing an interview with Bruno Ganz (Who played Hitler) saying he was more famous for the parodies than his role in Downfall

Edited August 16, 2020 by simontaylor484
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[Steamport Southport]

They lose me right after the bunker scene.....

[009 micro modeller]

13 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

They lose me right after the bunker scene.....

 

That reminds me:

 

Man works for new railway company, gets into a sticky situation and gets sacked. He doesn’t hang about; he gets a new job in the public sector and is better at this than expected. An old lady says something very racist. A bloke who is strong but not very clever rides a cow, and some villains ride some horses and eat some beans. Everyone goes to the canteen and the cinema at the end.

Edited August 16, 2020 by 009 micro modeller