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describe your favourite film in the most boring way posible


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On 16/07/2020 at 18:32, rovex said:

Mother and three children go to live in the country. Children waive their bloomers at train and get a medal. Father released from prison and returns home

 

Pedant mode on - they were petticoats - the girls get very annoyed about misquoting - pedant mode off.

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Desperately unlucky space traveller who is pretty sure she died at the end of the previous instalment is surprised to find herself back in space with those very same nasty creatures who caused havoc the previous three times....

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On 19/07/2020 at 16:27, Metr0Land said:

 

Pedant mode on - they were petticoats - the girls get very annoyed about misquoting - pedant mode off.

 And petticoats would be more "boring".

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4 hours ago, vaughan45 said:

Man travels to Newcastle and gets shot dead

Hi,

 

Too interesting?.

How about 'Man goes back to Newcastle without tee shirt, catches his death'?.

 

Regards

 

Nick

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2 hours ago, rovex said:

A long series of double entendres, dirty laughs and breasts. 

Repeated over twenty odd films 

 

Infamy! Infamy!   They've all got it in for me!  :jester:

 

The ones I don't mind watching

 

A wife sets up a cab company in opposition to her husband.

The Romans visit Egypt

Low jinks on the NorthWest frontier of India

 

 

In other news

 

Mad lorry drivers compete on a gravel run.

 

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Men in white suits protect the Universe from the scum of Planet Earth.

 

Actually that's not a film, but would be my more likely & realistic version of an existing one. The best proof of intelligent life in the galaxy is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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