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RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted January 31 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 31 (edited) 11. There's an "a" missing between Without and Mirror and between Like and Dog, as well as a "your" missing between Through and Nose Andi Edited January 31 by Dagworth 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted January 31 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 31 Not "Where's Wally?" but "Wes Wallaby" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-68126571 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 31 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 31 36 minutes ago, westernfan said: 2.; yes you can, but it would be difficult, pointless, and time-consuming, and I doubt if anyone has ever done it except Homer Simpson. You could make a reasonable assessment by counting hairs in a given area and mutiplying that figure by how many such areas will be needed to account for the hairy areas of your body, though. I would guess that I probably have less than a million hairs in total, but could possibly be wrong about that, unless I include the various microscopic internal cilliae I have inside some of my organs as hairs. in which case I'd definitely be wrong! Perhaps I am not really entering into the spirit of this... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 31 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 31 I never realised turtles had donkeys, never mind being able to breath through them. Come on Americans, learn to spell words. 2 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 (edited) 4 hours ago, westernfan said: Commentary on the "List Joke" 1: It's "without A mirror". 2: Don't you realise you have just upset those who have lost their hair, through age or illness? 3/4: Yes you can, you obviously didn't try it before making the list. 6: is a poor get out attempt. 7: No, more a long suffering sigh about pathetic "humourists". 8/9: No, I'm observant. 10: "Like"? The best you can hope for is a "Friendly/Supportive". If I'm feeling charitable... Grade: D- See me after the lesson. Edited January 31 by Hroth 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted January 31 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 31 5 minutes ago, Hroth said: Commentary on the "List Joke" 1: It's "without A mirror". 2: Don't you realise you have just upset those who have lost their hair, through age or illness? 3/4: Yes you can, you obviously didn't try it before making the list. 6: is a poor get out attempt. 7: No, more a long suffering sigh about pathetic "humourists". 8/9: No, I'm observant. 10: "Like"? The best you can hope for is a "Friendly/Supportive". If I'm feeling charitable... Grade: D- See me after the lesson. Which is all moot because the joke is so old it is covered in cobwebs . 😎 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 6 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: Which is all moot because the joke is so old it is covered in cobwebs . 😎 A lot of the jokes in these parts suffer the same disadvantage! 😬 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted February 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 1 9 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: Which is all moot because the joke is so old it is covered in cobwebs . 😎 That's ok, so are some of us! Andi 2 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: I never realised turtles had donkeys, never mind being able to breath through them. Come on Americans, learn to spell words. My bad! I simply copied and pasted. To be honest I hadn't noticed the missing "e." Thanks. 🥴 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 4 hours ago, Dagworth said: 11. There's an "a" missing between Without and Mirror and between Like and Dog, as well as a "your" missing between Through and Nose Andi These errors I did notice, but as has been pointed out, it is an old joke, (although I haven't seen it on this forum), and I didn't bother to rewrite it. Maybe I should have, but at least this way we know jokes are read carefully. 😊 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 1 2 hours ago, westernfan said: My bad! I simply copied and pasted. To be honest I hadn't noticed the missing "e." Thanks. 🥴 You missed an ‘r’ as well but I won’t hold it against you🤫 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted February 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 1 “All around my….. “ 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often. steve 1 3 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, steve1 said: Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often. steve Think, or do it? (Where "it" may be whatever you "think"...) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 1 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 1 23 hours ago, Hroth said: A lot of the jokes in these parts suffer the same disadvantage! 😬 And get continually re-posted! 😉 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted February 2 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 2 (edited) 10 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: And get continually re-posted! 😉 Which usually results in a riposte. Edited February 2 by Kylestrome 1 1 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernowtim Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 When The garage have finally fitted that electric motor conversion you bought off wish.com ... 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted February 2 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 2 29 minutes ago, kernowtim said: When The garage have finally fitted that electric motor conversion you bought off wish.com ... I'd like to see what he told the insurance company. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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