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Popular Post Tangoman69 Posted March 3 Popular Post Share Posted March 3 Great news! Some of the old favourite singers and bands have re-released their greatest hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their ageing audience. Some examples: Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker" The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want" Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising" Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts" The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication" The Troggs: "Bald Thing" Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein" The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now" The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone" ABBA: "Denture Queen" Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair" 4 1 14 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tangoman69 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 "Women are terrible with directions, aren't they?" I said to my wife. "I don't really know where you're going with this." she replied. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 4 40 minutes ago, Tangoman69 said: "Women are terrible with directions, aren't they?" I said to my wife. "I don't really know where you're going with this." she replied. Heading for TROUBLE? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Peterem Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Was perusing the Sports guide in my paper's TV Guide yesterday and my eyes drifted to the ad on the next page. Almost tempted to check out the promised video to see how the whole spud storage aspect works... 2 1 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted March 4 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 4 On 03/03/2024 at 11:08, Tangoman69 said: Great news! Some of the old favourite singers and bands have re-released their greatest hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their ageing audience. Some examples: Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker" The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want" Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising" Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts" The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication" The Troggs: "Bald Thing" Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein" The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now" The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone" ABBA: "Denture Queen" Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair" Late to the party, but: James Brown "Papa's got a brand new stoma bag" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted March 4 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 4 On 03/03/2024 at 11:37, big jim said: The Police: Don’t stand so colostomy (with thanks to ISIHAC) If we get into films for older people, a corker from ISIHAC: "Desperately Leaking Susan" 1 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium melmerby Posted March 5 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 5 I assume he was responsible for the handrail.☹️ 53 minutes ago, RFS said: This scares me just looking at it! Shall we tell A&E he's on his way😄 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 20 hours ago, melmerby said: I assume he was responsible for the handrail.☹️ Shall we tell A&E he's on his way😄 Of course not. It will give him to contemplate on improving his approach to DIY..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 On 03/03/2024 at 00:42, Tim Dubya said: So it appears this chap from the Wonka Experience is getting his very own horror film. https://screenrant.com/the-unknown-movie-willy-wonka-experience-horror-development/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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