jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Before my recent surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. 2 14 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. I sent him a 'Get well soon' card. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Technically, national anthems are just country music. 2 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I repaired my mates brass musical instrument with some adhesive. It was a tuba glue. 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, jcm@gwr said: Before my recent surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. 1 hour ago, jcm@gwr said: My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. I sent him a 'Get well soon' card. 1 hour ago, jcm@gwr said: Technically, national anthems are just country music. 1 hour ago, jcm@gwr said: I repaired my mates brass musical instrument with some adhesive. It was a tuba glue. There, I feel much better, now... 3 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted June 9, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: There, I feel much better, now... Shame the rest of us don't. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo666 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 3 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 How do you turn a duck into soul singer? Hold it under water until it's Bill Withers 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I saw a friend of mine sweep a girl off her feet. To be fair, he's quite an enthusiastic janitor. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee! 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Do windmills like punk music? No, because they are huge metal fans! 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: There, I feel much better, now... Me too. J 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 4 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: Do windmills like punk music? No, because they are huge metal fans! Really... it's "yes", because they Wooden sail past it J 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 ^^^^ please don't encourage him 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 hour ago, leopardml2341 said: ^^^^ please don't encourage him But I've got loads more if you want...... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 People are usually shocked to find out that I'm a terrible electrician! 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Last night my wife suddenly ripped the covers off me whilst I was in bed. Don't worry though, I'll recover. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I'm going to have my spine removed, all it does is hold me back. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 A donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I was disappointed that I only got a rucksack for my birthday, but I've put it behind me now. 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Q/. What do we want? A/. A cure for dyslexia! Q/. When do we want it? A/. Own! (I lick dyslexia jokes!) 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billbedford Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Dyslexia Lures!! 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2750Papyrus Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Dyslexia rules KO! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted June 10, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10, 2019 I have CDO It’s the same as OCD but the letters are in order, as they should be. 3 1 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 10, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10, 2019 jcm@gwr Whoever bought you that book needs a good slap! Mike. 13 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now