RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted April 26, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Have you ever kissed a girl??!!!!! Mike. Not one with a moustache ... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 On 25/04/2019 at 12:59, luckymucklebackit said: I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?" Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar." She turns the other brother and says, "Then you must be...?" "Yes, I'm the chip monk. You forgot the third brother, He was overweight and studying Philosophy. He was the deep fat friar. 1 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Derek 19B Posted April 26, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 26, 2019 Someone mention schnauzer, mind the beard. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 That's one of Sir Les Patterson's from years ago. I think Dame Edna might have nicked it.... Jason 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peanuts Posted April 30, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2019 I’ve just spent £350 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver. I can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it... 4 14 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I’ve got an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. steve 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 This latest Trend of Idiots, running onto Football Pitches, has to stop, an stop sharpish. Cos, It’s only a matter of time before somebody does it, at Old Trafford. And gets "The Man of the Match", award.. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 G'Day Folks 5 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Popular Post petethemole Posted May 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2019 I don't think this has been on before, sorry if it has. 5 25 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 I've had kids in Comprehensive school Maths classes, that wouldn't comprehend that joke. Regards Julian 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 4, 2019 6 hours ago, jcredfer said: I've had kids in Comprehensive school Maths classes, that wouldn't comprehend that joke. Regards Julian , and kids in the English who wouldn't comprehend it either?!! Mike. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Storey Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 6 hours ago, jcredfer said: I've had kids in Comprehensive school Maths classes, that wouldn't comprehend that joke. Regards Julian Neither, maybe, would Steven Hawking. Rounding Down gave us the Flat Earth Society......(anon.) Rounding Up most likely gave us a 700% error in the likely age of the Earth (Rutherford via Bryson, regarding the decomposition - half life - rate of Isotropes). So not necessarily a great attribute for budding students, howsoever mathematically inept. Nonetheless, Pedantry gave us an inability to laugh at a joke about maths. (Here, multiple sources, to follow .....) 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, Mike Storey said: Neither, maybe, would Steven Hawking. You may have underestimated the Gentleman. Rounding Down gave us the Flat Earth Society......(anon.) Highly unlikely to have been the cause of the idea...... (Julian) Rounding Up most likely gave us a 700% error in the likely age of the Earth (Rutherford via Bryson, regarding the decomposition - half life - rate of Isotropes). Hardly the "most likely" cause, but almost certainly a contribution, although an inaccurate % error. So not necessarily a great attribute for budding students, howsoever mathematically inept. None of the above, has the slightest relevance to those struggling with the basics of Maths, which many of us have strived, very hard, to achieve improvements made in their progress. Nonetheless, Pedantry gave us an inability to laugh at a joke about maths. (Here, multiple sources, to follow .....) I enjoyed the play on words and shared it with others, but made a factual observation on how difficult the education process can sometimes be. Mike observes that the same principle applies to teaching English, too. "Pedantry" Is far from the devotion that educators place into the best development of all pupils, regardless of ability. "Pedantry" is far from the achievements that educators create for their pupils. That doesn't stop us being aware of where the starting position may be, without which awareness, teaching would be like firing shots at a target in complete darkness. Lack of humour and "pedantry" are some of the factors that make life more difficult for anyone trying to understand any topic. I will leave explanation here, as much more would become pedantic. Regards julian 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 41 minutes ago, jcredfer said: Regards julian Hi Julian, I previously resisted the temptation to be so pedantic as to note that the aforementioned Hawking fellow is now deceased and as such no longer understands anything at all within the realm that which we currently occupy, perhaps in another realm, but not this one currently. Not sure where that puts me in all this silly nonsense, but not to worry overly deeply upon it all the same. Gibbo. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Reminds me of the sign in the zoo. Beware the camel spits. .......and he was. Bernard 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Storey Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 12 hours ago, jcredfer said: Regards julian Thank you. I was having a dig at myself too! The original joke was very funny...... (Flat Earth is an old maths joke, BTW, at least it was at my Uni.) 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 6, 2019 The $10 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $10. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $15 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress.. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around the block more than once! 2 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I've just invented a version of Indian butter, but it comes in a spray can. I'm going to market it as Ghee Whiz. 3 1 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post BoD Posted May 7, 2019 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2019 I was shopping online and saw a horse I quite liked so I clicked on “Add to cart”. 23 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 AARP eye chart 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Copied off social media, and rather appropriate: I think the name for the Royal baby should be "Helix Shatterproof". It’s a good name for a little ruler. 2 11 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 according to the misses i was dreaming about lord if the Rings all night she said i was tolkien in my sleep all night 1 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted May 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, jf2682 said: So who (just wondering here as I didn't try this) tried to zoom in and found the resolution so bad the bottom line couldn't be enlarged? JF Yeah right................. 2 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Father Jack eye test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx4nN0HkByg Jason Edited May 11, 2019 by Steamport Southport 5 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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