F-UnitMad Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Titan said: I thought the correct answer was something like "Forget about your bum, what the hell is up with your legs?" I never realised how dangerously some of you guys like to live!!! 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Policeman: pulls me over. ''Have you got anything in your car that I should know about?'' Me: ''No - only stuff you probably shouldn't know about.'' Policeman: ''Right on, have a good day...'' Me: Vroom Policeman: ''...Wait...'' 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: I never realised how dangerously some of you guys like to live!!! Hi There, I'm amazed that so many that regard themselfs men are so frightened of women !!! What is all this SWMBO nonsense ? Have you no will of your own ? Where is your fortitude ? My selection process has always been that they know where the door is and I'll happily shut it behind them, I then tell them with a smile that they are welcome to stay so long as they accept that I am a real man because that is the way it is. Feminists hate that one and are off, running and shutting the door behind them before before I get the chance to open it for them in a gentlemanly fashion, and life is so much more pleasant with out them I can tell you. These barren types are likely buying their own drinks at the bar and putting their own shelves up with a substandard pink plastic tool kit from Argos, while wearing dungarees. Good for them ! It sounds like you all need a real woman, one that understands femininity not one that orders you about as though you are a child or a mouse. Ying and yang explains all that, balance and equity, not instability and partiality bias. Gibbo. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) Hello Gibbo, I slightly disagree. Women are fun to have around. Thanks to Mrs Smith, she has , and continues, to do fantastic things. She is a fantastic cook, and my waistline bears testimony to that. And, I get somewhere to park my bike at night...... Edited May 22, 2020 by tomparryharry Proof read 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi There, I'm amazed that so many that regard themselfs men are so frightened of women !!! What is all this SWMBO nonsense ? Have you no will of your own ? Where is your fortitude ? My selection process has always been that they know where the door is and I'll happily shut it behind them, I then tell them with a smile that they are welcome to stay so long as they accept that I am a real man because that is the way it is. Feminists hate that one and are off, running and shutting the door behind them before before I get the chance to open it for them in a gentlemanly fashion, and life is so much more pleasant with out them I can tell you. These barren types are likely buying their own drinks at the bar and putting their own shelves up with a substandard pink plastic tool kit from Argos, while wearing dungarees. Good for them ! It sounds like you all need a real woman, one that understands femininity not one that orders you about as though you are a child or a mouse. Ying and yang explains all that, balance and equity, not instability and partiality bias. Gibbo. How is life as a monk? 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Chris, Plenty of times, but then its a rhetorical question to which she knows the answer: Gibbo. 8 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: How is life as a monk? Hi Phil, I would suggest that a single picture paints a thousand words. Gibbo. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Phil, I would suggest that a single picture paints a thousand words. Gibbo. But some of those words are 'Village people lookalike' and 'blow up doll'........... 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 A shepherd once told me that it takes five sheep to make a jumper. I didn’t even know they could knit! 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, chris p bacon said: But some of those words are 'Village people lookalike' and 'blow up doll'........... Hi Dave, Only nine hundred and ninety four words to go ! You only described me and have missed the equally obvious, smiling blonde, PVC dress, knee high stockings, long gloves, and riding crop. That has shortened it to nine hundred and eighty three words. Gibbo. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: I never realised how dangerously some of you guys like to live!!! It depends on whether you are a man or a mouse. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Gibbo675 said: You only described me and have missed the equally obvious, smiling blonde, PVC dress, knee high stockings, long gloves, and riding crop. Ah, so you're the one with the hat ... 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, tomparryharry said: And, I get somewhere to park my bike at night...... She's built a shed?? Mike. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: She's built like a shed?? Mike. There you go.....what you really wanted to say... 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 22, 2020 Drat, Drat and double Drat! I would have got away with it, but for you pesky kids! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Baby Deltic said: Where are the bookshelves? 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Time to look out that groan button again Why did the scientist remove his doorbell? He wanted to win the Nobel prize. I thank you Jim 1 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Reports are coming in that a shop assistant has successfully fought off a robber using only his labeling gun. Unfortunately the man got away but police are now looking for a man with a price on his head... 2 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Baby Deltic said: At least it's a variation on the table for 26 joke! Mike. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Where are the bookshelves? I think they had scroll racks back then. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baby Deltic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 3 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: Where are the bookshelves? Come to think of it didn't they use tablets? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Come to think of it didn't they use tablets? Apple or Samsung? 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Apple or Samsung? Apple. The snake told Adam to use Apple. They called his tablet Adam's Apple I think. 4 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted May 22, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 22, 2020 Who would want to buy something advertised by half eaten fruit? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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