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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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6 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said:

I have decided to set up a social media site to allow fans of second rate Cornish pasties to share images.

I shall call it Ginstergram.

 

I did once make the mistake of buying Ginster's excuse for a pasty, I'm not at all sure that they deserve a rating as high as second.:scratchhead:

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7 hours ago, Tankerman said:

 

I did once make the mistake of buying Ginster's excuse for a pasty, I'm not at all sure that they deserve a rating as high as second.:scratchhead:

 

Presumably you haven't sunk as low as "Benidorms answer to Greggs", (that's really their name!), pathetic excuse for a Cornish pasty, I've seen better and more in a babies nappy.

 

Mike.

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This came up in my Facebook memories, so sorry if it has been shared before. A search for ‘navy’ did not show any matches, but then if it has been shared before as an image it wouldn’t.
 

Any here you are, or possibly here you are again.
 

Navy.jpg

EDIT: I guess I should have spotted this was an urban myth, but it is still a good one. Thanks for the replies below, informative.

 

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11 minutes ago, Jamiel said:

This came up in my Facebook memories, so sorry if it has been shared before. A search for ‘navy’ did not show any matches, but then if it has been shared before as an image it wouldn’t.
 

Any here you are, or possibly here you are again.
 

Navy.jpg

 

Last time I read this, it was a US aircraft carrier & Canadian lighthouse...

Suspicion aroused by calling the supposed RN aircraft carrier Britannia; that was the royal yacht!

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6 hours ago, peanuts said:

This is the 1st year I won't be running in the London marathon because of covid

 

 

I usually don't do it because I am too fat and can't run.

 

Just shows how out of date the joke is, unless you want to change it to 2nd year? (and lets hope it will not be appropriate to update it to "3rd" this time next year)

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