AndrewC Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Ethel reminds me of an ancient saying. We were all feeling mary. When mary left we all jumped for joy. When joy left we all went to the gas station to pump ethel. sorry, not sorry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 The Dave Clark Five used to feel Glad all over. 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2021 Mary had a little lamb, She's up in court next week..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Mary had a little cat, She fed him hake and pollocks; One day he bit her finger, So she kicked him in the backside. 1 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimboBrit Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb but I've never seen her bear 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Back to Mary, eh? Mary had a little lamb And it was always gruntin' She tied it to a five bar gate And kicked its little... Whats that, more tea Vicar? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastairq Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 ''Foggy George?'' ''Foggy too, Vicar!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2021 3 hours ago, ian said: If you don't manage to find her I hear that Tess co-operates. A wonderful album, Selling England by the 453.592 grams. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted July 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: A wonderful album, Selling England by the 453.592 grams. Knights of the Green Shield stamp and shout. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, AndrewC said: Ethel reminds me of an ancient saying. We were all feeling mary. When mary left we all jumped for joy. When joy left we all went to the gas station to pump ethel. sorry, not sorry. Another one I've checked out, 'cos it's old as the hills, but no result, so here goes (with additions) - The Seven Dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy, but Happy got out, which made them feel grumpy. Then Grumpy got out but the heat of the bath made them feel sleepy and dopey. This made Sleepy and Dopey feel bashful. Bashful enjoyed it so much that he stayed in so long that the water went cold and everyone felt sneezy. Sneezy said he needed a doc, but Doc said that he wasn't that kind of a dwarf. Edited July 8, 2021 by CameronL Added a bit 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, CameronL said: Another one I've checked out, 'cos it's old as the hills, but no result, so here goes - Here's a "clean" "Mary"... Mary had a little lamb It was so risk averse 'till it skipped across a country lane and wound up in a hearse. Mmmmmmmmmm Mint Sauce!!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted July 9, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 9, 2021 Mary had a little lamb With fleece as white can be But now it's florescent yellow Thanks to HSE 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 15 hours ago, LimboBrit said: Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb but I've never seen her bear Reminds me of one of Tony Hawks's books (I think "Beating the Molodovans at Tennis") where he recounts having a meal in a restaurant in Romania with a beautiful Romanian actress when he noticed bear meat on the menu. His question "Have you ever eaten bear in a restaurant?" didn't quite get the sort of response he was expecting! 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Binky Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 On 09/07/2021 at 08:17, RJS1977 said: Reminds me of one of Tony Hawks's books (I think "Beating the Molodovans at Tennis") where he recounts having a meal in a restaurant in Romania with a beautiful Romanian actress when he noticed bear meat on the menu. His question "Have you ever eaten bear in a restaurant?" didn't quite get the sort of response he was expecting! It's Tony Hawkes, Tony Hawk is a professional skateboarder but it's a very common mix up. Appearently they used to both have links on their websites saying "If you were looking for the American skateboarder, click here" and "If you were looking for the British writer and comedian, click here" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 28 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Elton John has also written a review of his favourite restaurant - "Good pie, enormous cheese." 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 5 hours ago, Binky said: It's Tony Hawkes, Tony Hawk is a professional skateboarder but it's a very common mix up. Appearently they used to both have links on their websites saying "If you were looking for the American skateboarder, click here" and "If you were looking for the British writer and comedian, click here" Jon Holmes the comedian used to have something similar..... Along the lines of "If you are looking for the adult movie actor with the huge XXXX click here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Binky said: It's Tony Hawkes, Tony Hawk is a professional skateboarder but it's a very common mix up. Appearently they used to both have links on their websites saying "If you were looking for the American skateboarder, click here" and "If you were looking for the British writer and comedian, click here" No, it's Tony Hawks (no 'e'), which is what I put.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Only a year til the next one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Only a year til the next one.... And remember, in 11 days time the Olympics begin. We've got two weeks of that to endure too. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickon Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Mary had a little lamb She ate it with mint sauce And everywhere that Mary went The lamb went too, of course 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dickon said: Mary had a little lamb She ate it with mint sauce And everywhere that Mary went The lamb went too, of course For a little while, naturally..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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