RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted November 1, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 1, 2022 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: Have you got the picture with the punchline on it, instead of cropped off the bottom? Sadly thats how the original came out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium The White Rabbit Posted November 1, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 1, 2022 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: Have you got the picture with the punchline on it, instead of cropped off the bottom? I do: 6 2 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 31 minutes ago, The White Rabbit said: I do: That's better!! 😁😁👍 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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33C Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Know why there's so many strange people in the emergency room? Because they don't know their A from their E....... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 People say my hobby of filling farm animals up with helium is not amusing . But I say, meh, whatever floats your goat. 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 33C Posted November 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2022 I found a strange lamp in the charity shop. When i cleaned it, a genie popped out and said, "You can have ONE wish...". I thought for a moment and said, "I just want to be happy.". Now i'm down a mine with six dwarves...... 1 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Earlier I was feeling sleepy and grumpy and that is why I'm banned from the pantomime..... 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted November 3, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Earlier I was feeling sleepy and grumpy and that is why I'm banned from the pantomime..... You sure it wasn't Snow White? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Pantomime horse walks into a pub. Barman asks "Pint?" "No, two halves!" 4 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Soon it will be Christmas.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 7 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Earlier I was feeling sleepy and grumpy and that is why I'm banned from the pantomime..... It's been on here before, but that's quite common in this thread - The Seven Dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy, but Happy got out, which made them feel grumpy. Then Grumpy got out but the heat of the bath made them feel sleepy and dopey. This made Sleepy and Dopey feel bashful. Bashful enjoyed it so much that he stayed in so long that the water went cold and everyone felt sneezy. Sneezy said he needed a doc, but Doc said that he wasn't that kind of a dwarf. 4 2 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Friendly/supportive because there's no "Groan" button... 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Hroth said: Soon it will be Christmas.... Unfortunately… steve 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted November 4, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Hroth said: Soon it will be Christmas.... And right after that, it won't be for another year. 😁😀🤣 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted November 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2022 They shouldn’t mess with Celebrations by taking Bounty’s out, these kind of things upset people… I swapped the wrappers around once and my wife really got her Snickers in a Twix... 1 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 34 minutes ago, Dunsignalling said: And right after that, it won't be for another year. But the Cracker jokes should last for a few months after. 😏 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted November 4, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 4, 2022 Cracker jokes are indestructible. They last forever... 🤣 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted November 4, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 4, 2022 29 minutes ago, Ian J. said: Cracker jokes are indestructible. They last forever... 🤣 We have been reading the same ones forever as well or so it seems. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 I've run out of cracker jokes as I lost my collection when I moved house in December last year, and I didn't have the energy to invest in some new boxes of crackers. Apart from a box of Jacobs cream crackers, which don't contain jokes! This year, I'll invest in several boxes of crackers, though I don't like the eco-friendly ones that don't contain cheap gifts but have a piece of paper with a joke, a riddle and so forth printed on them. AND THEY STILL CHARGE THE SAME PRICE AS AS THEY DID FOR THE OLD-FASHIONED CRACKERS!!! Meh! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 4, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Hroth said: Soon it will be Christmas.... Again! We had one only last December! 1 4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted November 4, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 4, 2022 A cracker joke is not just for Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorsetmike Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Christmas comes just once a ferkin, but when it does we're ferkin workin' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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